Ira has always got his trusty flashlight!
Thunder storms don’t scare Ira but losing power well that’s another thing entirely.
IRA: Meee meow MEOW! (Hey watch OUT!)
Jason: What?!?
IRA: Meee’ow meow ow me, men! (Don’t step on me, man!)
Jason: Oh! Sorry Ira. I can’t see anything.
IRA: Me sheow! Mee meoower meow meow eow ow meow meost meow ow meows. (No shit! The power went out with that last round of storms.)
Jason: Man, it’s dark in here. Where’d I put that darn flashlight?
IRA: Meode, meow eoww hmeow meow eeow meeow meow meow meooo meock! (Dude, that whole human sight thing must totally suck! )
Jason: Shit, was that you, IRA?
GEORGIA: MEEEEOO OW! (WATCH IT!)
IRA: Me meow oow- oow meow meow-oow me mee meowd hmeow – me meo’w mee ow meow. (I told you- you gotta watch-out for the stupid human – he can’t see to well.)
Jason: Sorry!
[paws on hardwood]
Jason: Where’s she going?
IRA: Meo’w meeow meow-meoss ow meoww meows, meeeow meow mee med. (She’s scared shit-less of these storms, probably under the bed.)
Jason: Oh! What about you? You not afraid?!
IRA: Me, oow ow! Me’o meow meeow meow Me’o meeow meow meowie meeowic ow mee meows. (Me, hell no! I’m just pissed that I’m gonna miss Katie Couric on the news.)
Jason: That’s right, you stare at her more than the Animal channel.
IRA: Meow meo me eow? Mee metch eo OWT! Meo eow me hmeow m/ meowy meo meoww meow es. (What can I say? The bitch is HOT! Well for a human w/ shitty eye sight that is.)
More to come!
