Ira loves the simple things in life: naps, cat-nip, television, food, records, plastic, A/C. When he has to go without any of these things he gets pretty crazy.
IRA: Meee meocking meows! (This fucking sucks!)
Jason: Urgh.. What?
IRA: Mee! ow meows mee meeeow meowr. (Man! it sucks not having power.)
Jason: Go back to sleep!
IRA: Meo Me meo’w smeow… me’w eow MEO! (But I can’t sleep… it’s too HOT!)
Georgia: Cooo-ow meo! C’o cooing ow meeow cooo eoow!(Shut-up man! I’m trying to sleep over here!)
IRA: MEO ME MEO’W! (BUT I CAN’T!)
[fan comes on, A/C kicks-in & all the lights come-on]
IRA: Meo weow, me’ow meow eo bmeeooww! (Hot darn, we’re back in business!)
Georgia: Owwch, co eows! (Ouch, my eyes!)
Jason: Yikes, that’s bright!
IRA: Meeowl Mleeow meow me meow! (Animal Planet here we come!)
Jason: You can’t watch TV, dude you need to sleep.
IRA: Mo Meo mee.. M’e meowg meooww telemeow meowwwal. Me meow me owx! (No way man.. I’m going through television withdrawal. I need my fix!)
More to come!
