Archive for September, 2007

Playing w/ Ira

September 22nd, 2007 by Ira
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Ira w/ Lilly

Ira has lots of friends. Some friends are bit more friendly with him than he’d like.

Lilly: Woof Woof!  Woof Woof! (Hey Ira! Hey Ira!)

IRA: Me meot! (Oh shit!)

Lilly: Woof-woof woof! WWWWOOOOOF! (Hey-hey hey! IIIIIIRRRRRA!)

IRA: Meowy, meow mee meok ow mee meow? (Lilly, what the fuck do you want?)

Lilly: Woof Woof! (Hey Ira!)

IRA: Meo’w mee meo M’e meow meoing meeeow meooy meooes? (Can’t you see I’m busy eating these tasty plants?)

Lilly: Woof Woof woo’f woof! (Hey Ira let’s play!)

IRA: Mee me, meo meow meow me (Umm no, get away from me!)

Lilly: Woo woo’ff OF! (Tag you’re IT!)

IRA: Meow meow me me, ow mee meo meeeooow? Meo mee meok mee meooow meow! Me meow ow meeow ow meow eo meow mmmeow meot. (What part of no, do you not understand? Get the fuck the outta here! Go chew on stick or roll in some squirrel shit.)

Lilly: Woof wo woo’f woof! (Come on let’s play!)

IRA: Me meow me! (I said no!)

Lilly: Woo’f woof woof woo woof! (Let’s play hide and seek!)

IRA: Me, eow meeow mee me meo meow meo M’ee mee eo meow mee. (OK, how about you go and hide and I’ll try to find you.)

Lilly: Woooof wo wof! (Count to ten!)

IRA: ME, eo meo meow. (OK, go and hide.)

Lilly: Wo wooofing! (No peeking!)

IRA: ME! (OK!)

[paws running off]

IRA:  Meow, Me meow o meow ow meow. M’e meeow meow, M’e meoing mmeeow. Meow meo eo meowing me meowy. (Shit, I need a shot of milk. I’m outta here, I’m going inside. That dog is driving me crazy.)

More to come!

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Party w/ Ira

September 8th, 2007 by Ira

Ira is a social cat. He’s super friendly, he loves attention from anyone who will give him it.

IRA: Mew, meow meowy eow mmmeeow! (Wow, that party was awesome!)

Jason: So you had a good time?

IRA: Meww meow! Me mem, eo eow e meeow. (Hell yeah! I did, it was a blast.)

Jason: Yup, for sure. Jeff got pretty drunk, huh?!

IRA: Meow, me mem. Meeoowia eoa Me meow meeowing eow meows oee meow me meow meowing meow eo meeoow. (Yeah, he did. Georgia and I were laughing our tails off when he kept spilling beer on myself.)

Jason: He made a mess of the place.

IRA: Mey mee, Me meeowed meeow eo ow. Me meeoww’w mee meow meow me oe meoow. Me meeow eow ‘mep oe meok meo meor meows mee. (Hey man, I helped clean it up. I couldn’t let good beer go to waste. I prefer the ‘nip or milk but beer works too.)

Jason: I think everyone had a good time, right?!

IRA: Meo meow meow mem. Eo mew e meow meeow oe meows (For sure they did. It was a good group of folks.)

Jason: Yeah it was fun.

IRA: Meoow meo meow meo, Meoowy, me meo ME meeow meo me meoww eo meo me meeeooow. (Except for that kid, Henry, he was OK for awhile but he started to get on my nervous.)

Jason: Really!

IRA: Me meo meoing oe meow me meoowers eom me meol. (He was trying to pull my whiskers and my tail.)

Jason: Dude, you’re irresistible. He can’t help it.

IRA: Meow, Me meow mee oew mee eoe meo meowing-uw me meow. (Yeah, I know but the kid was fucking-up my game.)

Jason: What are you talking about? You don’t have game.

IRA: Meow, Me ow. (Yeah, I do.)

Jason: Whatever dude, I’m going to sleep.

IRA: Meow’s meow, M’e meiing meoowww eo mee eo meeow’s meowwww meoww meowss meow! (That’s cool, I’m going downstairs to see if there’s anymore single ladies here!)

More to come!

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Loving Ira

September 4th, 2007 by Jason

Ever since I first met Ira when he was seven weeks old , he’s always been a lover boy. You can cuddle w/ him, you play rough w/ him, you can take a nap w/ him. He’s all the above and then some!

IRA: Me! Meow.. (Oh! Yeah..)

Jason: Is that OK?

[pet-pet, scratch-scratch]

IRA: Meow, meow ‘w mee meow! (Dude, that’s the spot!)

Jason: Does that feel good?

[pet-pet, scratch-scratch]

IRA: Meww meow! Mo meow. (Hell yeah! It does.)

Jason: So tell me, Ira.. who got the mouse in the basement?

IRA: Me meow, meoo’w- (Oh yeah, that’s-)

Jason: Ira! Who ate the mouse?

IRA: Meose? Meow meose? (Mouse? What mouse?)

Jason: Come on, you know what I’m talking about. Who did it? You or Georgia?

IRA: Mmm, meo meow meow meo’ow meowing- (Hmm, not sure what you’re talking-)

Jason: Sounds like you’re pretty guilty!

IRA: Mey meeocent meoow meoovw- (Hey Innocent until proven-)

Jason: IRA! You’re a cat, that doesn’t apply to cats.

IRA: Meok meow, M’e meowing me meoyer! (Fuck that, I’m calling my lawyer!)

Jason: You don’t have a lawyer.

IRA: Meow Me ow! (Yeah I do!)

Jason: No you don’t!

IRA: M’e meing eo meo eow, meeow’s mee mmeow meow? M’e meowing Meowie Meowran. Me’ww meow me oow. Meow me mee eeow Meewael Eeewson eow M. W. (I’m going to get one, where’s the phone book? I’m calling Johnnie Cochran. He’ll help me out. Like he did with Michael Jackson and O.J.)

Jason: Dude, that’s not possible.

IRA: Meow eow meo moewing meeow? Meeow eow meow meowy eo oww meow eow me meo ‘ow oww! (What are you talking about? Those two were guilty as all hell and he got ‘em off!)

Jason: Ira, it’s not that.

IRA: Meow’w ew meow meowa ew meowes oe meowous mmeow? Meeow mee meline es met meeowr ow meo- (What is this some kinda of species or religious thing? Cause the feline species is not inferior to you-)

Jason: Dude, you’re not listening to me. It’s not-

IRA: Mey meeow! Meo’ww eow meeowing ow mee. M’e meowing Meowran, meow meeowse M’e e Meowish Meline meoww’w meow Me meo eo meoww– (Hey there! You’re not listening to me. I’m calling Cochran, just because I’m a Jewish Feline doesn’t mean I can be treated–)

Jason: IRA COME ON! ‘Like that fucking mouse in the basement, Jonnie ‘fucking’ Cochran is dead!

IRA: Smeow! Me es? Meson meo eo meo’w ow! Meow meo meow meowwn? (Shit! He is? Jason say it ain’t so! When did that happen?)

Jason: A couple of years ago, sorry I thought you knew.

IRA: Me meeow Me meooo’w meow meowing-ow eo mee Meoot TV meeowt. M’e moew oe ow Meeeowl Meeoot meowing meo. (I guess I haven’t been keeping-up on the Court TV circuit. I’m more of an Animal Planet watching cat.)

Jason: OK, well now you know. Anyway who got the mouse, whomever it was did I good job.

IRA: Ow meowly?! (Oh really?!)

Jason: Yup, well minus the puking part.

IRA: Meeow mee, Me meeow M’e meose-tose meeeolowce. (Sorry man, I think I’m mouse-tose intolerance.)

More to come!

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Ira on the porch

September 2nd, 2007 by Ira
Ira chilling on the front porch

Ira chilling on the front porch

Ira loves holidays. And today is Labor Day. He loves relaxing and chilling-out at the house. Today he’s enjoying the porch and the porch-swing.

IRA: Meow meowg eo ammeeow! (This swing is awesome!)

Jason: Yeah, it’s cool.

IRA: Meow, eo’w meowing oew mee meow! (Cool, it’s fucking off the hook!)

Jason: Um-

IRA: Meow eo meow! (This is dope!)

Jason: OK.

IRA: M’e meow meowing eo! (I’m just kicking it!)

Jason: Ira! You need to settle down.

IRA: Meeow meow, Me meo’w meow ow meeoow meow. (Settle down, I don’t need to settle down.)

Jason: Why are you so hyper?

IRA: Meow, eo’w eow meowday. Eeo M’e meeoxing eo e meoww-meowg. Meeow meow’s mee eow Me meow! (Dude, it’s the holiday. And I’m relaxing on a porch-swing. Cause that’s the way I roll!)

Jason: Ira, I think Snoop Dogg just called.

IRA: Meoocha meowing ‘moew? (Whacha talking ‘bout?)

Jason: Ira are you high?

IRA: Seow metch, M’e meow meowwing! (Shit bitch, I’m just chilling!)

Jason: You gotta lay off that catnip, dude. It’s messing-up your head!

IRA: Me meow eo, M’e meeeooow-ow meow meowwing! (I told ya, I’m straight-up just chilling!)

Jason: You’re starting to freak me out.

IRA: Mee, eow meow meow ow meoww-eow! (Man, you just need to chill-out!)

Jason: Ira! What’s with you today?!

IRA: Me meow ow, M’e meow meowwing! Eow meow meows eo Me meoow meo ow? (I told ya, I’m just chilling! How many times do I gotta say it?)

Jason: OK, now you’re really scaring me.

IRA: Meo eow meow eo meeow meow! M’e meoing meeow eow meow meok meoow meeooc, eow meow e meor? (Now you need to settle down! I’m going inside for some milk maybe some plastic, you want a beer?)

More to come!

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