Ira chilling on the front porch
Ira loves holidays. And today is Labor Day. He loves relaxing and chilling-out at the house. Today he’s enjoying the porch and the porch-swing.
IRA: Meow meowg eo ammeeow! (This swing is awesome!)
Jason: Yeah, it’s cool.
IRA: Meow, eo’w meowing oew mee meow! (Cool, it’s fucking off the hook!)
Jason: Um-
IRA: Meow eo meow! (This is dope!)
Jason: OK.
IRA: M’e meow meowing eo! (I’m just kicking it!)
Jason: Ira! You need to settle down.
IRA: Meeow meow, Me meo’w meow ow meeoow meow. (Settle down, I don’t need to settle down.)
Jason: Why are you so hyper?
IRA: Meow, eo’w eow meowday. Eeo M’e meeoxing eo e meoww-meowg. Meeow meow’s mee eow Me meow! (Dude, it’s the holiday. And I’m relaxing on a porch-swing. Cause that’s the way I roll!)
Jason: Ira, I think Snoop Dogg just called.
IRA: Meoocha meowing ‘moew? (Whacha talking ‘bout?)
Jason: Ira are you high?
IRA: Seow metch, M’e meow meowwing! (Shit bitch, I’m just chilling!)
Jason: You gotta lay off that catnip, dude. It’s messing-up your head!
IRA: Me meow eo, M’e meeeooow-ow meow meowwing! (I told ya, I’m straight-up just chilling!)
Jason: You’re starting to freak me out.
IRA: Mee, eow meow meow ow meoww-eow! (Man, you just need to chill-out!)
Jason: Ira! What’s with you today?!
IRA: Me meow ow, M’e meow meowwing! Eow meow meows eo Me meoow meo ow? (I told ya, I’m just chilling! How many times do I gotta say it?)
Jason: OK, now you’re really scaring me.
IRA: Meo eow meow eo meeow meow! M’e meoing meeow eow meow meok meoow meeooc, eow meow e meor? (Now you need to settle down! I’m going inside for some milk maybe some plastic, you want a beer?)
More to come!
