Archive for October, 2007

Ira on Leopard

October 28th, 2007 by Ira

Mac OS 10.5 is finally out! That’s right Leopard is here and has defeated Tiger, well kind of. Here’s Ira’s thoughts…

Jason: What are you doing Ira?

IRA: Meowing ow mee MeoBook. (‘Working on the MacBook.)

Jason: What are you working on?

IRA: Leeoooow meeeow. (Leopard install.)

Jason: Wow, I heard that takes sometime to install.

IRA Meo, meeeooww me mee eo ee meeeoow meoww meow e meoow meeow. (Yup, especially if you do an upgrade rather than a clean install.)

Jason: So what’s new w/ Leopard?

IRA: Meeow’w e meow meow eo mee meoow. Meeows, Meow Meeeoww, Meoow meeoww, Meow meeoww, etc. etc. (There’s a shit load of new stuff. Spaces, Time Machine, Safari update, Mail update, etc. etc.)

Jason: Wow cool.

IRA: Mee Me meeow M’e mmeow meeoww meo Seeeow Mew’s meos! (But I think I’m gonna scratch out Steve Job’s eyes!)

Jason: What? Why?

IRA: ‘Meeow eo meeow meoow’w meowing meow! (‘Cause of course there’s fucking bugs!)

Jason: What’s wrong with Leopard?

IRA: Meow meeow eo ow, mee meownet meowwing meo mee meowed-ew. Me mee’w meo eo meowspace, Me meow meeows meow Me meoo eo meow meow. (Well first of all, the internet setting are way screwed-up. I can’t get to myspace, I got some kittens that I need to chat with.)

Jason: Really?!

IRA: Meo’w me meowing Georgia! (Don’t be telling Georgia!)

Jason: What?

IRA: Meo’w me e meowing meoc! (Don’t be a fucking narc!)

Jason: What else is wrong with Leopard?

IRA: Meo, meower meot -eo meo. Meoow meowes mee meowes. Meeow meo e meo meower. (Well, smaller shit – so far. Expose crashes and freezes. Things are a bit slower.)

Jason: That’s not good. I know how much you like to use Expose with OS X.

IRA: Meo meow, Me meow-tasked meow meower-moeker meow Meoow eo Meger. (For sure, I multi-tasked like mother-fucker with Expose on Tiger.)

More to come!

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Ira on Andrew Bird

October 20th, 2007 by Ira


Andrew Bird put on a great show last night at the State Theatre in Kalamazoo. Unfortunately Ira couldn’t attend.

Jason: That was awesome!

IRA: Meow? (What?)

Jason: Ira, that show tonight was great. Bright Eyes were OK but Andrew Bird stole the show.

IRA: Meow-ow Jason! (Shut-up Jason!)

Jason: Come on man, it was a great show.

IRA: Meo eow mee meowing me oe? (Why are you rubbing it in?)

Jason: He’s an awesome multi-instrumentalist!

IRA: Meowwly mee’ee meowing me meowings. (Seriously you’re hurting my feelings.)

Jason: He was playing the violin then the guitar then the violin then some percussion and then that spiny thing. All in the same song!

IRA: Me’e e Meoow Meow. E Meoowwent Meowing meeoww meow meower. (It’s a Janus Horn. A Speciment spinning double horn speaker. )

Jason: Yeah, whatever dude! It was great you missed out.

IRA: Meow’w meoo meoowww?  (What’s your problem?)

Jason: Dude, that was a great-

IRA: Meow mee meok ep! ME EO E CAT! Me meo’w me eo Seoww Meooew. Meok! Me meow Me meooow. Mee meow Me meow Mendrew Merd me meow meowing eo ow. (Shut the fuck up! I AM A CAT! I can’t go the State Theatre. Fuck! I wish I could. You know I love Andrew Bird so stop rubbing it in.)

Jason: Ira settle down-

IRA: Meok-eoo! (Fuck-off!)

Jason: Do I need to switch your food again? Have you been eating plastic again?

IRA: Me! Meow-ow Jason. Me meow meo Mendrew Merd mee meoow mee meo eow meo’ww meoking meowing me meowww Me meo’w me mee meow. Meow’w meowing meow! (No! Shut-up Jason. I knew who Andrew Bird way before you did and now you’re fucking teasing me because I didn’t go to the show. That’s fucking rude!)

Jason: Dude, you need therapy! Want me to pick some ‘nip for you. Maybe it’ll help you settle down.

IRA: Meo’w meoow mee ‘nip meow moew. Mee meow M’ee meow meoww meo meowws mew. (Don’t bring the ‘nip into this. You know I’ve been clean for months now.)

More to come!

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Georgia & Ira: Mouse Killers!

October 2nd, 2007 by Georgia

Georgia and Ira are hunters at heart. They’re currently hunting the unlucky mice who happen to get into my basement. Both have unique ways of hunting!

Jason: Awe gross!

IRA: Meow? (What?)

Jason: Another dead mouse at the doorstep!

IRA: Meow, meow meow’w me! (Dude, that wasn’t me!)

Jason: It’s heart is still beating!

Georgia: Co cooo coo me meeow’w meow cooo co meooow? (Is that why he wouldn’t play with me anymore?)

Jason: Georgia he’s dying, you killed him!

Georgia: Cooo! (Oops!)

IRA: Me meeow meow meow e meeeow eow! (I would have done a better job!)

Jason: Right, I know you would have ate him, right?

IRA: Meow meo Me meo? Meow meow mee meeoow meeow meoow meeow meow mmeow! (What can I say? Mice make the perfect snack almost better than plastic!)

Jason: Until you puke ‘em all over the carpet!

Georgia: Mee, cooo’w meeow! Meo’o coo ccoo meo meeeow Ira? (Eww, that’s gross! Don’t you have any manners Ira?)

IRA: Mey! M’e m meo meo meo Me mee meooww. Meow Me meow-ow e meow- (Hey! I’m a big cat and I get hungry. Plus I grew-up on a farm-)

Jason: But you shouldn’t swallow the mouse whole.

IRA: Meo eow? (Why not?)

Jason: Because you’re not a fucking snake!

IRA: Mey, meowing eo meoows, meo mee meow meeow? (Hey, speaking of snakes, did you see that movie?)

Georgia: Ira, coo meow cooo ccoooo meows! Coo Me ccoo mee meow coooo meows co coo.

(Ira, you have some serious issues! Now I know why your breath stinks so bad.)

IRA: Meow Meeeowl L. Meeowson. (With Samuel L. Jackson.)

Georgia: C coooo meow coooo’o cooo, mee meo Ira! (A breath mint couldn’t hurt, try one Ira!)

Jason: Ira, what the hell are you talking about?

IRA: Meow meeow Meeows eo Meooos, meow eo ow meo Meow eo Meooos? (That movie Snakes on Planes, what if it was Mice on Planes?)

Jason: What?

IRA: M’e meeow-ow mmeow meow meeo meeow’w meeeoww!

(I’d chomp-up those mice like nobody’s business!)

Jason: Better hope there’s lots of barf bags!

More to come!

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