Georgia and Ira are hunters at heart. They’re currently hunting the unlucky mice who happen to get into my basement. Both have unique ways of hunting!
Jason: Awe gross!
IRA: Meow? (What?)
Jason: Another dead mouse at the doorstep!
IRA: Meow, meow meow’w me! (Dude, that wasn’t me!)
Jason: It’s heart is still beating!
Georgia: Co cooo coo me meeow’w meow cooo co meooow? (Is that why he wouldn’t play with me anymore?)
Jason: Georgia he’s dying, you killed him!
Georgia: Cooo! (Oops!)
IRA: Me meeow meow meow e meeeow eow! (I would have done a better job!)
Jason: Right, I know you would have ate him, right?
IRA: Meow meo Me meo? Meow meow mee meeoow meeow meoow meeow meow mmeow! (What can I say? Mice make the perfect snack almost better than plastic!)
Jason: Until you puke ‘em all over the carpet!
Georgia: Mee, cooo’w meeow! Meo’o coo ccoo meo meeeow Ira? (Eww, that’s gross! Don’t you have any manners Ira?)
IRA: Mey! M’e m meo meo meo Me mee meooww. Meow Me meow-ow e meow- (Hey! I’m a big cat and I get hungry. Plus I grew-up on a farm-)
Jason: But you shouldn’t swallow the mouse whole.
IRA: Meo eow? (Why not?)
Jason: Because you’re not a fucking snake!
IRA: Mey, meowing eo meoows, meo mee meow meeow? (Hey, speaking of snakes, did you see that movie?)
Georgia: Ira, coo meow cooo ccoooo meows! Coo Me ccoo mee meow coooo meows co coo.
(Ira, you have some serious issues! Now I know why your breath stinks so bad.)
IRA: Meow Meeeowl L. Meeowson. (With Samuel L. Jackson.)
Georgia: C coooo meow coooo’o cooo, mee meo Ira! (A breath mint couldn’t hurt, try one Ira!)
Jason: Ira, what the hell are you talking about?
IRA: Meow meeow Meeows eo Meooos, meow eo ow meo Meow eo Meooos? (That movie Snakes on Planes, what if it was Mice on Planes?)
Jason: What?
IRA: M’e meeow-ow mmeow meow meeo meeow’w meeeoww!
(I’d chomp-up those mice like nobody’s business!)
Jason: Better hope there’s lots of barf bags!
More to come!
