Andrew Bird put on a great show last night at the State Theatre in Kalamazoo. Unfortunately Ira couldn’t attend.
Jason: That was awesome!
IRA: Meow? (What?)
Jason: Ira, that show tonight was great. Bright Eyes were OK but Andrew Bird stole the show.
IRA: Meow-ow Jason! (Shut-up Jason!)
Jason: Come on man, it was a great show.
IRA: Meo eow mee meowing me oe? (Why are you rubbing it in?)
Jason: He’s an awesome multi-instrumentalist!
IRA: Meowwly mee’ee meowing me meowings. (Seriously you’re hurting my feelings.)
Jason: He was playing the violin then the guitar then the violin then some percussion and then that spiny thing. All in the same song!
IRA: Me’e e Meoow Meow. E Meoowwent Meowing meeoww meow meower. (It’s a Janus Horn. A Speciment spinning double horn speaker. )
Jason: Yeah, whatever dude! It was great you missed out.
IRA: Meow’w meoo meoowww? (What’s your problem?)
Jason: Dude, that was a great-
IRA: Meow mee meok ep! ME EO E CAT! Me meo’w me eo Seoww Meooew. Meok! Me meow Me meooow. Mee meow Me meow Mendrew Merd me meow meowing eo ow. (Shut the fuck up! I AM A CAT! I can’t go the State Theatre. Fuck! I wish I could. You know I love Andrew Bird so stop rubbing it in.)
Jason: Ira settle down-
IRA: Meok-eoo! (Fuck-off!)
Jason: Do I need to switch your food again? Have you been eating plastic again?
IRA: Me! Meow-ow Jason. Me meow meo Mendrew Merd mee meoow mee meo eow meo’ww meoking meowing me meowww Me meo’w me mee meow. Meow’w meowing meow! (No! Shut-up Jason. I knew who Andrew Bird way before you did and now you’re fucking teasing me because I didn’t go to the show. That’s fucking rude!)
Jason: Dude, you need therapy! Want me to pick some ‘nip for you. Maybe it’ll help you settle down.
IRA: Meo’w meoow mee ‘nip meow moew. Mee meow M’ee meow meoww meo meowws mew. (Don’t bring the ‘nip into this. You know I’ve been clean for months now.)
More to come!
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