Unfortunately I can’t take Ira with me at all times, he gets car sick. So when I’m visiting my friends and family- traveling away from Kalamazoo, he and Georgia have to stay at home. But fortunately they have Luke & Sandy to look after them when I’m gone. Ira love Luke but there are some issues with their relationship…
[Cough, cough-cough!]
Jason: Ira you OK?
IRA: MO! (NO!)
Jason: What’s wrong? You gonna puke?
IRA: Mo, me’o meow me meowies. (No, it’s just my allergies.)
Jason: Oh yeah, that’s right Luke & Sandy have been around, feeding you and Georgia.
IRA: Meow, meo meow Me meowy meow meow mey. (Yeah, you know I really love that guy.)
Jason: Yup, I know.
IRA: Me’o e meoking meoow meow! (He’s a fucking sweet dude!)
[Cough, cough-cough!]
Jason: IRA! What’s wrong with your ears?
IRA: Me meeow me’o meower meoking meow, meowly meowht en meing Luke meooing me. (I think it’s another fucking rash, probably brought on being Luke petting me.)
Jason: Shit dude, you’re fur is falling off!
IRA: Me meoww’w meow – me meow meows meowd.
(It doesn’t hurt – it just looks weird.)
Jason: Yeah it does.
[Cough, cough-cough!]
IRA: Meowtimes Me meo’w meo meoww oe meo!(Sometimes I can’t get enough of him!)
Jason: Yeah, that sucks.
IRA: Meoing meowic eo meo meows eo meo meow meo’w meo mee. (Being allergic to the oils in his skin isn’t any fun.)
Jason: No it’s not.
IRA: Meo meowd meowg eo me’o meowic eo me ew eoww. Me’o meow meo meos meo meowhing es. (The weird thing is he’s allergic to me as well. It’s like the gods are punishing us.)
Jason: The gods? ‘Thought you were Jewish?!
IRA: Me em, meow es Mews meo’w meow e meoww eo meowr meow meo mee meowrs?! Meoking Meowtians – meowthing ew meowys meoow meo. Meowter, Meowmas, Meowa Meows… (I am, what us Jews can’t have a sense of humor about the guy upstairs?! Fucking Christians -everything is always about you. Easter, Christmas, Santa Claus…)
Jason: What are you talking about? I thought we were talking about Luke?!
IRA: Mo meow, meow mewo es meoking meow! Meo meow me’o e meowy meower eo meoo. (Oh yeah, that dude is fucking dope! And plus he’s a snappy dresser as well.)
More to come! Also go to Luke’s site and see why Ira loves him so much.
More to come!