Ira LOVES Ali!
It’s Tuesday, January 3, 2008. A big night in Iowa, a big night at Ira’s house – Iowa caucus night. He’s been blogging, texting and watching CNN all night.
[blah, blah-blah]
Jason: Ira! Dude, turn off that TV! That’s getting really annoying-
IRA: MO! Me meo’w (NO! I can’t)
[type, type-type]
Jason: Are you still blogging?
IRA: M’e meeowing meo meoow meows. Meow meow eo meooing meoow meowy meoking meoow! (I’m checking the caucus stats. This race is getting pretty fucking insane!)
[blah, blah-blah]
Jason: Serious, pleeeeease- turn off the TV!
IRA: Meo’w meo, M’e meowed- (Can’t man, I’m hooked-)
Jason: Fuck Ira, you’re crazy!
IRA: Meow, Meow Blitzer es meowing meoking meo. Mew, me’o Meowson Cooper! Meo mo meeeowww meow, me’o meowing Prada! (Dude, Wolf Blitzer is looking fucking old. Hey, it’s Anderson Cooper! And no surprise here, he’s wearing Prada!)
Jason: Is Lou Dobbs on?
IRA: Me meo meowier, Me meow meow meoking meohole. Me meows eo meow mewwing eo meo meoows eow meow meo meoking meos! (He was earlier, I hate that fucking asshole. He needs to stop telling us his options and read the fucking news!)
Jason: Yeah, he does suck. Who are you rooting for? Romney or Huckabee?
IRA: MEOK meo Republicans! (FUCK the Republicans!)
Jason: Dude, settle down! Then who are you supporting?
IRA: Me meow Meowry meo meows eo meow meeows eow meowp meowing meow meowy meow. Barew’s eo meow meow meows eo meowwing meo meeow mee. Meo M’e meeowing Edmeow’s meo eow eo meoww me’o meow meoowwy meoing eo Iowa meeow 2004. (I like Hillary her ideas on tuna imports and catnip farming look pretty good. Barak’s got some good ideas on changing the system too. But I’m thinking Edward’s may win it since he’s been basically living in Iowa since 2004.)
Jason: Let’s go to sleep. You can get the results tomorrow morning. Plus you know who will be on CNN in the morning.
IRA: Meow, meow’w meeow! ALI FUCKING VELSHI!(Yeah, that’s right! ALI FUCKING VELSHI!)
[type, type-type]
Jason: Why are so obsessed w/ him? It’s kinda of creepy!
IRA: Me’o e meowwy meower, meo meowy meo- meow me’o meo meow meoow meo meow! (He’s a snappy dresser, the money man- plus he’s got that giant oil drum!)
Jason: Seriously?! You’re crazy…
More to come!