Yum, OLD STYLE!
It’s springtime. The weather is getting warmer, the days are getting longer and Ira’s is getting restless. He’s been bird watching and squirrel hunting through the picture window for days now and is ready to get his paws dirty.
IRA: MEEEEOW! (HEEEEEEY!)
[glup, glup... glup, glup...]
IRA: MEEEEOW! (HEEEEEEY!)
[glup, glup... glup, glup...]
IRA: MEEEEOW! Meow meeoking meow meoking meor meo eow me meowwww!
(HEEEEEEY! Stop drinking that fucking beer and let me outside!)
[glup-]
Jason: What?
IRA: Me’e meow meow, mmeow! Meow meo meeow-meow, Me meoow meeeow me meos- meo me mews meoooe meo meeow. (It’s nice out, please! Open the screen-door, I wanna stretch my legs- run my paws through the grass.)
Jason: Settle down-
IRA: Meow ow, meow me e meoking meooe! (Come on, give me a fucking break!)
Jason: Dude, I just put seed down. I don’t want you messing it up.
IRA: Meow’e OW, meow. M’ee meo e meoww eow. M’e meow meow meew meow.
(That’s OK, dude. I’ve got a green paw. I’m down with yard work.)
Jason: Ira, I can’t let you out! Last time you tried to climb behind the fence.
IRA: Eow me? (Who me?)
Jason: Don’t play stupid with me!
IRA: Me meeow meoow- (I would never-)
Jason: Seriously dude, you can’t come out here.
IRA: Meow ow, meow meo meow. Eow meow eow meow eow meow ow!
(Come on, open the door. You know you want to!)
Jason: Ira, I can’t do it. Not happening!
IRA: Meow, Me meow ow meo meow euw! (Dude, I need to get some sun!)
More to come!
