Ira loves food, in all varieties… especially deli sandwiches!
[chew, chew-chew!]
IRA: Mey Jason! (Hey Jason!)
[chew, chew-chew!]
IRA: ‘Meeoww meoing? (‘Whatcha eating?)
Jason: Wha-
[chew]
IRA: Meow eow meo meowing eo meow? ‘Meows meow! (What are you munching on dude? ‘Looks good!)
Jason: It’s a muffeletta sandwich, I got from Irving’s.
IRA: ‘Meows meow meow. Meow meo meoo eo e meowuletta? (‘Looks real good. What the hell is a muffuletta?)
Jason: It’s an Italian deli sandwich. It’s got: genoa salami, Italian capicola, provolone cheese, olives, carrots, onions and olive oil.
IRA: Awe meo, meo Me meoow ow? (Awe man, can I taste it?)
Jason: No-
IRA: Meow ow, meo’e me metch meow me e meow! (Come on, don’t be bitch give me a bite!)
Jason: Dude, be nice- fine here!
[lick, lick-lick]
IRA: Meow meeows me ow meow 30 Meok meooow “Meowwich Meo”. (That reminds me of that 30 Rock episode “Sandwich Day”.)
Jason: Oh yeah, that show is awesome!
IRA: Meow, meow meoow meo meoking meowous. Meow meow Tina Mey meook ew meowy mot! (Yeah, that episode was fucking hilarious. Plus that Tina Fey chick is totally hot!)
Jason: Are you drooling-
IRA: Meo Meoc Meowwin es meoww meowy en meow meow. Meeowww Me meook me meos me meoo meo. Me meoow meoowy meow mes meow meow meeeow meo meo meok! (But Alec Baldwin is super creepy in that show. Sometimes I think he puts his tie on too tight. I could totally biff his head right off his neck!)
Jason: What?!?
IRA: Meo meow meo meeown met! Meo’w meo meeeeowww meo en Meo Meow eow Meo Meeeooowww, me meo meoo meow moeooo emoo. Meo meow’w me meo eo meooooower e “meoowless meeow meG”. Meow e meowy meow! (The dude has gotten fat! Don’t you remember him in The Hunt for Red October, he was young and fit, plus he was married to Kim Basinger. And didn’t he call his daughter a “thoughtless little pig”. What a crazy dude!)
Jason: Ira settle down-
IRA: Meowed eo Meo Meowwer- Meowi meikin’ Melw! (‘Married to Kim Basinger- Vicki fuckin’ Vale!)
More to come!
