Archive for June, 2008

Mourning Tim

June 16th, 2008 by Ira

Ira watching Tim Russert.

IRA: Es meow ow meo meow Jason eow Me eow meos meokies. Me meowwally meow CNN, 60 Meeewes, MPR, eow mes -MSNBC / NBC. Mo meow meo meoow meowing ow Mem Meoowst, me meo meoowwy meoking meoow-oew. Me’ow meoows meowyed meo ow Meow meo Meoss, meo meeoooowwes ow meo Meowty Mews eow meo Meday Meow eow ow meooww meowoew meo meoooooww. Meeowwes, meowries, meoowes -me meowwed ew mo meww!

(As most of you know Jason and I are news junkies. We especially like CNN, 60 Minutes, NPR, and yes -MSNBC / NBC. So with the recent passing of Tim Russert, we are totally fucking bummed-out. We’ve always enjoyed him on Meet the Press, his appearances on the Nighty News and the Today Show and of course throughout the election. Debates, primaries, caucuses -he covered it all, so well!)

More to come!

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Storms w/ Ira

June 10th, 2008 by Jason

With the recent storms last weekend in Kalamazoo, southwest Michigan and the midwest. Ira is taking stake of things. He’s surveying the damage to the house, the neighborhood and the city.

IRA: Meow meop! (Holy crap!)

Jason: What dude?!

IRA: Meow meowend’s meoows meooy meo e meooy ow meo meowwwhood. Meoww oew, meoow oew, meoows meowed, meows meows, meow meeooww meows meooww-meow… (Last weekend’s storms did a real doozy on the neighborhood. Power out, cable out, streets closed, trees downs, even telephone poles tipped-over…)

Jason: Did you just say “doozy”?

IRA: Me’w meoked-ow, meo! (It’s fucked-up, man!)

Jason: Who says that, what are you eighty?

IRA: Meow? Eow eow meowing me? (What?! Are you sassing me?)

[laugh, laugh-laugh]

IRA: M’e meoow meow eow e meoowing mey! (I’m gonna give you a whooping boy!)

Jason: What? Seriously, Ira that’s-

IRA: Mey meow-ew eoo eow meoious- meow meowend’s meows meow meoked-ew! (Hey, shut-up and get serious- last weekend’s storms were fucked-up!)

Jason: You can say that again.

IRA: Eow meown’t meow meow, meow meo meot meow meow. (You weren’t even here, when the shit went down.)

Jason: Oh yeah…

IRA: Me meo meooing m/ meoy-meowd, Georgia, meowing meow TV eoo MEEW! E meg meoking meoo meoww meoos meow- meowwing meo meowr, meble, meone meows. (I was chilling w/ my lady-friend, Georgia, watching some TV and BOOM! A big fucking tree branch falls down- snapping the power, cable, phone lines.)

Jason: Yeah, that sucked!

IRA: Meow meo meow, met Me meoww meow meow meowe. (Yeah for sure, but I guess it could have been worse.)

Jason: That’s right, it could have been-

IRA: Meo meo meowd meow meot eo Meeownsin? (Did you heard about that shit in Wisconsin?)

Jason: Yeah, that’s really messed-up.

IRA: Meot- eo eow meeow meeowed meow, M’e meo e meooww eoo meoww ow eo Meowgo.(Shit- if our house floated away, I’d get a paddle and steer us to Chicago.)

Jason: WHAT?

IRA: Meow, meow. M’e eo Meooe eoo Meeeooww’s meowment. (Yeah, dude. I’d go to Belle and Sebastian’s apartment.)

Jason: Dude, you’re acting like a crazy cat! You can’t paddle our house to my brother’s place.

IRA: Eo meowwly, meow eow meos ow meowic cat meow meow meow eow e Mii meow Meowar Meoo! (No seriously, they get tons of organic cat food plus they got a Wii with Guitar Hero!)

Jason: You’re such a nerd.

IRA: Meow, M’e e meoking meowstar ow meow Mii! (Yeah, I’m a fucking rockstar on that Wii!)

Jason: It’s just a game, dude it’s not even close to actually playing the guitar-

IRA: Mey meow meowing me meowure meowities. Me’o eoo Me meo meow’s meow? Meo meoow meoow meowing meowing ow meowing mow? (Hey stop ruining my leisure activities. It’s all I got, what’s next? You gonna start trashing sleeping or eating?)

More to come!

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Ira for President

June 4th, 2008 by Jason
Photoshop skillz by: Luke from Luke Larsson Photography

Photoshop skillz by: Luke

Enough said! [be sure to visit lukelarsson.com]

More to come!

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Ira for Hillary

June 3rd, 2008 by Jason
Photoshop magic by Bonnie

Photoshop magic by Bonnie

[thanks to Bonnie from Three Peas for the awesome pic of Ira and Hillary]

As the epic battle between Senator Barak Obama and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton ends with the close of the Montana and South Dakota polls, Ira reflects on his fondness for both candidates.

IRA: MEOK! (FUCK!)

Jason: Wooh dude, you OK?!

IRA: Meoow eo, Me meo’w OW! (Hello no, I ain’t OK!)

Jason: What’s wrong, Ira?

IRA: M’e meooed, M’e meo, Me meow meow M’e meoow meow- (I’m pissed, I’m sad, I feel like I’m gonna puke-)

Jason: Hey, not on the carpet!

IRA: Urgh!

Jason: Serious not on the carpet, you and Georgia always throw-up your hair-balls on the carpet.

IRA: Meo ew’s meows! (Man, it’s sucks!)

Jason: What?

IRA: Mellary’s meo eo meo meow, me’o meoks! (Hillary’s out of the race, it’s sucks!)

Jason: Well, technically she’s not out, yet.

IRA: Meowwly meow, me’o meow. (Seriously dude, it’s over.)

Jason: I’m sorry Ira, it’s OK- Obama’s pretty good. He’ll do a good job, they’ve views on the issues are very similar.

IRA: Meow meow meow- Meowish, meo Me meoow meow meo Mellary MEOKING Meoton! (Fuck that dude- I’m Jewish, and I wanna vote for Hillary FUCKING Clinton!)

Jason: Wooh, settle down Ira!

IRA: Meow ow meow, meo Meos meow eow meo Meotons! (Come on dude, the Jews vote for the Clintons!)

Jason: Stop dude, that’s kinda offensive.

IRA: Meo’w me o meowy! (Don’t be a pussy!)

Jason: Hey-

IRA: Me meo’w meowing me’s meo meow meow m/ meo Meowish meow. Me’e meeow meow ew meow meowy, meowy meow eo meo meow meow, meo. (I ain’t joking he’s not that good w/ the Jewish vote. He’s gonna need to work really, really hard to get that vote, man.)

Jason: OK, maybe you’re right.

IRA: Meow Me meo’w meoow John MeCain mey- meow meow es meoking meowy! (Plus, I can’t stand that John McCain guy- that dude is fucking creepy!)

Jason: Yeah, he’s also really OLD!

IRA: Meow meo meow mes meok? Meo meow: “MEOSS!” (Have you seen his neck? One word: “GROSS!”)

More to come!

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