With the recent storms last weekend in Kalamazoo, southwest Michigan and the midwest. Ira is taking stake of things. He’s surveying the damage to the house, the neighborhood and the city.
IRA: Meow meop! (Holy crap!)
Jason: What dude?!
IRA: Meow meowend’s meoows meooy meo e meooy ow meo meowwwhood. Meoww oew, meoow oew, meoows meowed, meows meows, meow meeooww meows meooww-meow… (Last weekend’s storms did a real doozy on the neighborhood. Power out, cable out, streets closed, trees downs, even telephone poles tipped-over…)
Jason: Did you just say “doozy”?
IRA: Me’w meoked-ow, meo! (It’s fucked-up, man!)
Jason: Who says that, what are you eighty?
IRA: Meow? Eow eow meowing me? (What?! Are you sassing me?)
[laugh, laugh-laugh]
IRA: M’e meoow meow eow e meoowing mey! (I’m gonna give you a whooping boy!)
Jason: What? Seriously, Ira that’s-
IRA: Mey meow-ew eoo eow meoious- meow meowend’s meows meow meoked-ew! (Hey, shut-up and get serious- last weekend’s storms were fucked-up!)
Jason: You can say that again.
IRA: Eow meown’t meow meow, meow meo meot meow meow. (You weren’t even here, when the shit went down.)
Jason: Oh yeah…
IRA: Me meo meooing m/ meoy-meowd, Georgia, meowing meow TV eoo MEEW! E meg meoking meoo meoww meoos meow- meowwing meo meowr, meble, meone meows. (I was chilling w/ my lady-friend, Georgia, watching some TV and BOOM! A big fucking tree branch falls down- snapping the power, cable, phone lines.)
Jason: Yeah, that sucked!
IRA: Meow meo meow, met Me meoww meow meow meowe. (Yeah for sure, but I guess it could have been worse.)
Jason: That’s right, it could have been-
IRA: Meo meo meowd meow meot eo Meeownsin? (Did you heard about that shit in Wisconsin?)
Jason: Yeah, that’s really messed-up.
IRA: Meot- eo eow meeow meeowed meow, M’e meo e meooww eoo meoww ow eo Meowgo.(Shit- if our house floated away, I’d get a paddle and steer us to Chicago.)
Jason: WHAT?
IRA: Meow, meow. M’e eo Meooe eoo Meeeooww’s meowment. (Yeah, dude. I’d go to Belle and Sebastian’s apartment.)
Jason: Dude, you’re acting like a crazy cat! You can’t paddle our house to my brother’s place.
IRA: Eo meowwly, meow eow meos ow meowic cat meow meow meow eow e Mii meow Meowar Meoo! (No seriously, they get tons of organic cat food plus they got a Wii with Guitar Hero!)
Jason: You’re such a nerd.
IRA: Meow, M’e e meoking meowstar ow meow Mii! (Yeah, I’m a fucking rockstar on that Wii!)
Jason: It’s just a game, dude it’s not even close to actually playing the guitar-
IRA: Mey meow meowing me meowure meowities. Me’o eoo Me meo meow’s meow? Meo meoow meoow meowing meowing ow meowing mow? (Hey stop ruining my leisure activities. It’s all I got, what’s next? You gonna start trashing sleeping or eating?)
More to come!
