Ira has a very unique relationship w/ his new lady-friend, Robin. Actually she’s Jason’s girlfriend, but don’t tell that to Ira, he’s claimed her as his own! Here’s last night’s conversion…
[zzzzzzzzzzzzz]
IRA: Pssst!
[zzzzzzzzzzzzz]
IRA: Pssst, Roeeewbin!
Robin: urgh…
IRA: Mey, meo meoow? (Hey, you awake?!)
Robin: Urgh!
IRA: (Hey baby, wake-up!)
Robin: Urrrrgh…
IRA: Meow meo me meow meo e meow meb, meow’ww meo meo ew. (Here let me give you a back rub, that’ll get you up.)
Robin: Whaaaat?
IRA: Meow, meow’w meo meow! Mew meow meow meow? Meowy meow, moe? (Yeah, that’s the spot! How does that feel? Pretty good, huh?)
Robin: Urgh, Ira!
IRA: Meo’w meow me’ww me- (Don’t talk it’ll be-)
Robin: IRA! What the fu-
IRA: Mey, mey. Me’e ME meoowws! (Hey, hey. It’s OK, no worries!)
Robin: Where’s Georgia? Go bother her Ira!
IRA: Mew meow, meow meow- mew me’ew meoing ow! (Had that, done that- now we’re moving on!)
Robin: What the fu-
IRA: Meow, M’e meoing meoww meowws. (Yeah, I’m seeing other kittens.)
Robin: WTF- Wake-up Jason!
[zzzzzzzzzzzzz]
IRA: Meow meow met meow meow? (Does that not feel good?)
Robin: IRA, IT’S FOUR-IN-THE-FUCKING-MORNING. GET OFF ME!
IRA: Mey meoy-meoow, M’e meoing me meoow meow meow- (Hey lady-friend, I’m not trying to cramp your style-)
Robin: UUUUURGH! JAAAAASON WAKE-UP!! AND LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING CAT, GET HIM OFF ME!
[zzzzzz----]
Jason: Urgh, what?
IRA: Meow! (Fuck!)
[Jason rolls over]
IRA: Meowed- Meos wo eo! Meeow eow meowes! (Busted- Gots to go! Peace out bitches!)
