Robin’s birthday is coming-up soon and lately she’s been very curious as to what gift(s) she’s getting from Jason. But Ira is on guard! Ready and willing, keeping a sharp eye out. He’s on post 24/7!
Jason: OK Ira, I’ve got Robin’s birthday gift(s) all wrapped-up. We better make sure, she doesn’t try to peek at ‘em.
IRA: Meot, meow’s mo meow meoting! M’e ew meo meoww- meowing eow meoe, mo! (Shit, that’s no good cheating! I’m on the scene- willing and able, yo!)
Jason: So you’ll help me distract her and make sure she doesn’t seek a look.
IRA: Mell’s meow- M’e meewing meow meot meoow! (Hell’s yeah- I’m keeping that shit tight!)
Jason: That’s great Ira! I’m trusting you with this, it’s a big responsibility.
IRA: Mo meowes Jason, Me mot eo meoww meeowl. (No worries Jason, I got it under control.)
Jason: Well, that’s awesome!
IRA: Meow, M’e meowing me meow meoow eo me meow ow meow meo! (Yeah, I’m keeping my paws close to my vest on this one!)
Jason: Um, I’m sure what you mean but that…
IRA: M’ee meew ew meow meoking meooet, mo! (I’ll keep it like fucking secret, yo!)
Jason: Thanks but seriously Ira settle down, I don’t want you to blow it.
IRA: Meot Meotch, meo’w me meoing meow, Me meo’w meow oew meoor! (Shit bitch, don’t be saying that, I won’t blow our cover!)
Jason: OK-
IRA: M’e meowing ew mop meowret meoy! Meow es mot meo F-B-I ow meo C-I-A, meo’re meowing meow e meowy mewwer meow moo! (I’m keeping it top secret baby! This is not the F-B-I or the C-I-A, you’re dealing with a heavy hitter here foo!)
Jason: What?
IRA: M’e melking meoow meo I-R-A! (I’m talking about the I-R-A!)
Jason: the Irish Republican Army?
IRA: Meok mo- (Fuck no-)
Jason: OK-
IRA: Meot- (Shit-)
Jason: Fine so what does I-R-A, mean?
IRA: Ira’s Meoking Meoowwration! (Ira’s Rocking Administration!)
Jason: Serious dude, you are dork!
IRA: Meowk meo mor mewwing I-R-A, meeowe meow meoww! (Thank you for calling the I-R-A, please come again!)
