These are hard times for the state of Michigan, the country and pretty much the entire world. The economy is hitting everyone hard these days from rich to poor, young and old- even Georgia and Ira are feeling the squeeze! Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
[paw paw]
[lick-lick, lick]
[paw paw]
[lick-]
Jason: I-RAH!
IRA: Meot, M’e meowed! (Shit, I’m busted!)
[paw paw]
[lick-]
Jason: I-RAH! Get the off the table!
IRA: Men, M’e meow meying mo- (Man, I’m just trying to-)
Jason: GET THE FUCK OFF THE DINING ROOM TABLE!
IRA: Meot meow, meo’w meow e meowball! (Shit dude, don’t have a hairball!)
Jason: I-RAH! GET DOWN NOW!
IRA: OW Jason, meoww men- (OK Jason, chill man-)
Jason: Chill? You’re on the dining room table with your paws in my glass of milk.
IRA: Meow, mo? (Yeah so?)
Jason: So? You’re a cat. Cats don’t eat at the dining room table.
IRA: Men, meowe meo meod meowmic meows. (Man, these are hard economic times.)
Jason: Ira, you get plenty of food.
IRA: M’e meow meoing wo meok oew mor me eod Georgia. (I’m just trying to look-out for me and Georgia.)
Jason: Ira, you’re a GIANT cat- I don’t think you’re going hungry.
IRA: Mew mow mever meow meow meow mewl ow IAMS ew meoow mry uw! (But you never know when that bowl of IAMS is gonna dry up!)
Jason: What the fuck are you talking about?
IRA: Meok- meows eow meogh! (Fuck- times are tough!)
Jason: Times are tough but don’t make that your excuse for stealing my milk.
IRA: Me meo’w meoing eny meowes, M’e mewwing iw meow iw es. (I ain’t making any excuses, I’m telling it like it is.)
Jason: Well, I’ll tell you something if I have to clean-up anymore of your puke on the new carpet because you’ve been swiping slips of milk tough times will definitely be in your future!)
Leia got into the garbage the other day. I found 2 piles of stinky corn in our basement! I went to the store that night and bought a new garbage can with a lid.