Ira is beaming w/ joy today because of the upcoming release of Sonic Youth‘s new LP- out June 9th. He’s especially excited about the Buy Early Get Now preview release both the band and their new (indie!) record label Matador Records is promoting. Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.

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IRA: URGHH! MEEEEEEOW! URRRRGH!
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Jason: Ira! What are you doing?
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IRA: URGHH! MEEEEEEOW! URRGH!
Jason: IIIIIIIIII-RA!
IRA: Meow?! (What?!)
Jason: Why are you making all that racket?
IRA: M’e meoying meo meows! (I’m playing air drums!)
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Jason: You’re what?
IRA: M’e mecking-oew meo meock! (I’m kicking out the rock!)
Jason: Dude, you need some serious-
IRA: M’e mecking mot e/ Mteve Meoooy! (I’m rocking out w/ Steve Shelly!)
Jason: Steve Shelley? From Sonic Youth?!?
IRA: Meow, me meoolly meows ess! (Yeah, he totally kicks ass!)
Jason: Are you listening to Sonic Youth on the iMac?
IRA: Em Me meowing Moenic Meowth? Meo’ow meoking meoothic- (Am I listening to Sonic Youth? You’re fucking pathetic-)
Jason: Hey! Don’t be rude-
IRA: Me mest meo’w melieww meo meo’w meow (I just can’t believe you don’t know.)
Jason: Don’t know what?
IRA: Meriously meo’ow oew, meok meo eo’w meo Meowal! (Seriously you’re getting old, fuck man it’s the Eternal!)
Jason: the Eternal?
IRA: Meow, Moenic Meowth’s MEW MEBUM! (Yeah, Sonic Youth’s NEW ALBUM!)
Jason: Oh yeah, I heard that’s coming out this summer.
IRA: Meow mommer’s mor meowers- meotch! M’e meoowwing eo mow. (This summer’s for suckers- bitch! I’m streaming it now.)
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