Archive for the ‘Drinking’ Category
Joy’s Pseudo-Surprise Party
February 8th, 2009 by Jason
Vinyl Re-Vote
April 5th, 2008 by JasonJason: We laughed, we cried, we debated… oh and yes, we did spin some pretty awesome vinyl!
KALAMAZOO - MARCH 15: (L-R) U.S. Senator Luke (V-WA), Mighigan Gov. Jason, U.S. Rep. Rudy (V-MI), U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-IL), U.S. Senator John McCain (R-AZ), and former Russian Prime Minister Alexey (V-RU), are introduced during a presidential vinyl debate on March 15, 2008 in Kalamazoo, MI. The two hour debate was moderated by Joy, Sandy and Robin.
Debating w/ Ira
March 25th, 2008 by Ira
KALAMAZOO, MI, USA - MARCH 15, 2008 delivered a milestone in presidential campaign history, a groundbreaking debate! Between all THREE political parties: the Republican party, the Democratic party and the Vinyl party. PICTURED: (L-R) John McCain (R), Jason (V), Luke (V), Hillary Rodham Clinton (D) and Barak Obama (D).
IRA: Meow! (Whew!)
Jason: You said it Ira!
IRA: Mep, meeeoww meoow meoww! (Yup, another great debate!)
Jason: For sure, hey dude everyone really enjoyed your design work on that invite.
IRA: Meow’s meoow, meowes meow eww meow me. (That’s right, bitches were all over me.)
Jason: Right..
IRA: Meww, meow meowa meow meowwww meoing, Meoww ow eo meoww meow’ow meoows eoo meow me, M’e CAT! (Well, that kinda goes without saying. Invite or no invite they’re always all over me, I’m the CAT!)
Party w/ Ira
September 8th, 2007 by IraIra is a social cat. He’s super friendly, he loves attention from anyone who will give him it.
IRA: Mew, meow meowy eow mmmeeow! (Wow, that party was awesome!)
Jason: So you had a good time?
IRA: Meww meow! Me mem, eo eow e meeow. (Hell yeah! I did, it was a blast.)
Jason: Yup, for sure. Jeff got pretty drunk, huh?!
IRA: Meow, me mem. Meeoowia eoa Me meow meeowing eow meows oee meow me meow meowing meow eo meeoow. (Yeah, he did. Georgia and I were laughing our tails off when he kept spilling beer on myself.)
Jason: He made a mess of the place.
IRA: Mey mee, Me meeowed meeow eo ow. Me meeoww’w mee meow meow me oe meoow. Me meeow eow ‘mep oe meok meo meor meows mee. (Hey man, I helped clean it up. I couldn’t let good beer go to waste. I prefer the ‘nip or milk but beer works too.)
Jason: I think everyone had a good time, right?!
IRA: Meo meow meow mem. Eo mew e meow meeow oe meows (For sure they did. It was a good group of folks.)
Jason: Yeah it was fun.
IRA: Meoow meo meow meo, Meoowy, me meo ME meeow meo me meoww eo meo me meeeooow. (Except for that kid, Henry, he was OK for awhile but he started to get on my nervous.)
Jason: Really!
IRA: Me meo meoing oe meow me meoowers eom me meol. (He was trying to pull my whiskers and my tail.)
Jason: Dude, you’re irresistible. He can’t help it.
IRA: Meow, Me meow mee oew mee eoe meo meowing-uw me meow. (Yeah, I know but the kid was fucking-up my game.)
Jason: What are you talking about? You don’t have game.
IRA: Meow, Me ow. (Yeah, I do.)
Jason: Whatever dude, I’m going to sleep.
IRA: Meow’s meow, M’e meiing meoowww eo mee eo meeow’s meowwww meoww meowss meow! (That’s cool, I’m going downstairs to see if there’s anymore single ladies here!)
More to come!
Hung-over w/ Ira
August 28th, 2007 by Ira
Sometimes even Ira parties too much and the next morning can be hell.
IRA: Ow, mee! Me meo’w meew meow. (Oh, man! I don’t feel good.)
Jason: Urgh, what?
IRA: Me meeo meow smeow, meow-ow eow meow mee! (I feel like shit, wake-up and feed me!)
Jason: Dude go back to sleep!
IRA: Me meo’w! (I can’t!)
Jason: Alright, fine. Oh man my head hurts!
IRA: Meow mee meeow. (Tell me about.)
Jason: Here, eat-up!
IRA: Meeeows, mee! (Thanks, man!)
[chew-chew, chomp-chomp]
Jason: I gotta get ready for work.
IRA: OW! (OK!)
[chew-chew, chomp-chomp]
Jason: I’m not drinking anymore, I’m done with it. Never again.
[chew-chew, chomp-chomp]
Jason: I always drink too much and regret it the next morning.
IRA: Urgh! Meow eow meow meow eow eo’w meo meeoowng meo eow. (Urgh! That was good food but it’s not settling too well.)
Jason: I’m on a liver recovery, no more drinking.
IRA: Ow meo! (Oh no!)
Jason: Yup, no more drinking.
IRA: Smeow! (Shit!)
Jason: I’m going to work and coming home and sleeping right afterwards.
IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH!
Jason: Dude, are you puking?
IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLH!
Jason: Fuck this!
IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH!
Jason: Dude, not on the rug. Stop moving, keep the puke in one place. This is disgusting!
IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH!
Jason: Now I’m going to puke. Did you eat plastic again? You gotta stop do that, you know it fucks you up.
IRA: Urgh, eow ow meows ow meow, meew ow meos mee meow. Me meo’w meow.
(Urgh, but it tastes so good, once it hits my lips. I can’t stop.)
Jason: That’s not right, man!
IRA: Hey now I feel better but now I’m hungry. (Mey eow mee meow meeowr eow mee M’e meeoowy.)
More to come!