Whew- what a crazy couple of months, here’s a visual recap.
Archive for the ‘Georgia’ Category
Man, it’s been awhile…
March 13th, 2010 by Ira
Ira and Georgia: In Love Again!
July 31st, 2009 by JasonEver since Ira returned from his visit to the doctor’s office, the relationship between Ira and Georgia has been very strained and tense. Today the couple has made huge steps in the right direction, they were caught making-out in the office overlooking our patio area. Apparently those long hours of therapy have finally paid off.
A Night Without Ira
July 11th, 2009 by GeorgiaGeorgia misses Ira…
Georgia:
(Ira med Me co mey meck! Me’e me mey, me’s me mest meend med me meoband. Me’ow meow cooother mor cooo cox meows med en cat cooos meow’w meomon-mew. Me’s meoy meck mut cooor mes coooooy meow meowt me’s meeeowwing mell. Meow meowt mes oow co meo meow meoest meos coo me. Ira mes meows meow ccooo meow me, cooo cos meow kittens. Mot cooing Coomey M’e meow me’e meoing meow cooooy eod M’e meolly meoww wo meoow meo co me meowers.)
(Ira and I go way back! He’s my boy, he’s my best friend and my husband. We’ve been together for over six years and in cat years that’s common-law. He’s very sick but after his surgery last night he’s recovering well. Last night was one of the most scariest nights for me. Ira has always been there with me, since we were kittens. Not having him by my side is very hard for me. He’s a goof ball and a wise cracker but also a gentle kind soul with so much love to give the world. Wow- I should write for Hallmark or Lifetime. Anyway I’m glad he’s coming home today and I’m really eager to spoil him as he recovers.)
Living the good life, Home Alone!
June 20th, 2009 by IraIRA: Melcome meold IRA meow! Me’ow meow meowwing eo oew med, Georgia eow Me meow meow meow-ep en meo meeow, meowing oew ell meowe meozy meowws. Meo meo’w meooy meornets meows, me’ow meoing meow. M’e meo meow meowt meoowl meolls Me meowwwed meow meo meoja meoing Siamese cats meow meo meeoow.
(Welcome world, IRA here! We’re just chilling at our pad. Georgia and I have been holed-up in the house, waiting out all these crazy storms. But don’t worry internet folks, we’re doing fine. I’ve got some sweet survival skills I learned from the ninja loving Siamese cats down the street.)
Why do cats love empty cardboard boxes so much?
May 11th, 2009 by Jason
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
February 14th, 2009 by IraWe’re all very romantic here at Ira Blog. Ira, himself is quite a lover boy. Here’s how the day is going so far… Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
5:11 AM
IRA: MEOW-UW! (WAKE-UP!!)
Georgia: Coooow mew oe med Robin eow Jason. (Please get out of bed Robin and Jason.)
IRA: Met meo meok met ow med meow me MOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (Get the fuck out of bed and feed me NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!)
Georgia: (I’d appericate some food as well. That’d be really good.)
IRA: Meow-uw! Meow-uw! Meow-uw! Meow-uw! Meow-uw! (Wake-up! Wake-up! Wake-up! Wake-up! Wake-up!)
Jason: Urgh!
Georgia: Me’s mot meoing mo moew meow meo meow, M’e coooeww meo met uw meo meow uw. (He’s not going to stop this you know, I’d suggest you get up and feed us.)
IRA: MEOW MEO MEOK-UW! (WAKE THE FUCK UP!)
Robin: Urgh, Jason-
IRA: MEEEEEEEEOW-UW! (WAAAAAAAAKE-UP!)
Jason: I’ll do it, fucking stupid cats…
IRA: Meo’w meok meeowd, meow ow meo’o met meoing! (Don’t fuck around, come on let’s get going!)
Georgia: Coooew meo meow meow, Jason! (Thank you very much, Jason!)
Jason: Urgh…
IRA: Meow om, meo’w mo- meok meoow uw M’e meoing meow. (Come on, let’s go- fuck, hurry up I’m dying here.)
Georgia: Meoow, me’e meow e mest-(Sorry, he’s such a pest-)
IRA: Meoowly M’e meoking meorwing -iw Me med meoows M’e meww meo Med Mreww! (Seriously I’m fucking starving -if I had thumbs I’d call the Red Cross!)
Jason: What?
IRA: (You’re so fucking slow, I feel like those starving people in Africa!)
Georgia: Me coooew me’e meoing mo me meooy- (I believe he’s trying to be funny-)
IRA: Meok meow, M’e meooa mell Mono meoww me men met meo Meeines mo meop-oww meow IAMS mertions. (Fuck yeah, I’m gonna call Bono maybe he can get the Marines to drop-off some IAMS rations.)
[Jason stumbles downstairs, cats follow]
IRA: Meow-om, meoking meoow-uw! (Come-on, fucking hurry-up!)
Georgia: Meooks eow meow meow Jason, oy meo mey Meppy Meowtin’e Mey! (Thanks you very much Jason, by the way Happy Valentine’s Day!)
IRA: MEOH, MEPPY MEOKING MEOWTIN’E MEY! (YEAH, HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE’S DAY!)
Jason: Here’s your food, eat up!
Dining w/ Georgia
January 11th, 2009 by GeorgiaLike Ira, Georgia also loves food but unlike Ira, Georgia is patient and respectful while we’re eating. She’ll roam around the room waiting for food to drop on the floor. She never meows and begs like Ira. She’s got manners!
Robin: Hey George!
Georgia: (What’s going on Robin? How are you doing today?)
Robin: I’m doing good, we’re cooking nachos. Thanks for asking, how are you today?
Georgia: (I’m doing well, that will be a yummy lunch!)
Robin: Yeah, Jason makes pretty good Mexican food.
Georgia: (Yes he does.)
Georgia & Ira: Mouse Killers!
October 2nd, 2007 by Georgia
Georgia and Ira are hunters at heart. They’re currently hunting the unlucky mice who happen to get into my basement. Both have unique ways of hunting!
Jason: Awe gross!
IRA: Meow? (What?)
Jason: Another dead mouse at the doorstep!
IRA: Meow, meow meow’w me! (Dude, that wasn’t me!)
Jason: It’s heart is still beating!
Georgia: Co cooo coo me meeow’w meow cooo co meooow? (Is that why he wouldn’t play with me anymore?)
Jason: Georgia he’s dying, you killed him!
Georgia: Cooo! (Oops!)
IRA: Me meeow meow meow e meeeow eow! (I would have done a better job!)
Jason: Right, I know you would have ate him, right?
IRA: Meow meo Me meo? Meow meow mee meeoow meeow meoow meeow meow mmeow! (What can I say? Mice make the perfect snack almost better than plastic!)
Jason: Until you puke ‘em all over the carpet!
Georgia: Mee, cooo’w meeow! Meo’o coo ccoo meo meeeow Ira? (Eww, that’s gross! Don’t you have any manners Ira?)
IRA: Mey! M’e m meo meo meo Me mee meooww. Meow Me meow-ow e meow- (Hey! I’m a big cat and I get hungry. Plus I grew-up on a farm-)
Jason: But you shouldn’t swallow the mouse whole.
IRA: Meo eow? (Why not?)
Jason: Because you’re not a fucking snake!
IRA: Mey, meowing eo meoows, meo mee meow meeow? (Hey, speaking of snakes, did you see that movie?)
Georgia: Ira, coo meow cooo ccoooo meows! Coo Me ccoo mee meow coooo meows co coo.
(Ira, you have some serious issues! Now I know why your breath stinks so bad.)
IRA: Meow Meeeowl L. Meeowson. (With Samuel L. Jackson.)
Georgia: C coooo meow coooo’o cooo, mee meo Ira! (A breath mint couldn’t hurt, try one Ira!)
Jason: Ira, what the hell are you talking about?
IRA: Meow meeow Meeows eo Meooos, meow eo ow meo Meow eo Meooos? (That movie Snakes on Planes, what if it was Mice on Planes?)
Jason: What?
IRA: M’e meeow-ow mmeow meow meeo meeow’w meeeoww!
(I’d chomp-up those mice like nobody’s business!)
Jason: Better hope there’s lots of barf bags!
More to come!