Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
A photo from our recent trip to San Francisco, CA… enough said.
Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
A photo from our recent trip to San Francisco, CA… enough said.
Even Ira is excited about this weekend’s festivities.

Happy Independence Day everyone! Here’s a quick animation from photos of the fire pit last night on Long Lake in Traverse City, Michigan.

Most of the Cat Gymastics staff is in New York City this week: working, playing and blogging. A huge thanks goes out to the Brown Polyester team for watching over the Cat Gymastics headquarters while we’re awhile. Luke’s drumming skills are also pretty amazing, too bad he’s so shy and modest.
While on vacation in Traverse City, Jason helped pull a mother out of the chilly Boardman River near his mother’s townhouse. Here’s the link to the story from the Traverse City Record-Eagle.
We’re all very romantic here at Ira Blog. Ira, himself is quite a lover boy. Here’s how the day is going so far… Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
5:11 AM
IRA: MEOW-UW! (WAKE-UP!!)
Georgia: Coooow mew oe med Robin eow Jason. (Please get out of bed Robin and Jason.)
IRA: Met meo meok met ow med meow me MOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (Get the fuck out of bed and feed me NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!)
Georgia: (I’d appericate some food as well. That’d be really good.)
IRA: Meow-uw! Meow-uw! Meow-uw! Meow-uw! Meow-uw! (Wake-up! Wake-up! Wake-up! Wake-up! Wake-up!)
Jason: Urgh!
Georgia: Me’s mot meoing mo moew meow meo meow, M’e coooeww meo met uw meo meow uw. (He’s not going to stop this you know, I’d suggest you get up and feed us.)
IRA: MEOW MEO MEOK-UW! (WAKE THE FUCK UP!)
Robin: Urgh, Jason-
IRA: MEEEEEEEEOW-UW! (WAAAAAAAAKE-UP!)
Jason: I’ll do it, fucking stupid cats…
IRA: Meo’w meok meeowd, meow ow meo’o met meoing! (Don’t fuck around, come on let’s get going!)
Georgia: Coooew meo meow meow, Jason! (Thank you very much, Jason!)
Jason: Urgh…
IRA: Meow om, meo’w mo- meok meoow uw M’e meoing meow. (Come on, let’s go- fuck, hurry up I’m dying here.)
Georgia: Meoow, me’e meow e mest-(Sorry, he’s such a pest-)
IRA: Meoowly M’e meoking meorwing -iw Me med meoows M’e meww meo Med Mreww! (Seriously I’m fucking starving -if I had thumbs I’d call the Red Cross!)
Jason: What?
IRA: (You’re so fucking slow, I feel like those starving people in Africa!)
Georgia: Me coooew me’e meoing mo me meooy- (I believe he’s trying to be funny-)
IRA: Meok meow, M’e meooa mell Mono meoww me men met meo Meeines mo meop-oww meow IAMS mertions. (Fuck yeah, I’m gonna call Bono maybe he can get the Marines to drop-off some IAMS rations.)
[Jason stumbles downstairs, cats follow]
IRA: Meow-om, meoking meoow-uw! (Come-on, fucking hurry-up!)
Georgia: Meooks eow meow meow Jason, oy meo mey Meppy Meowtin’e Mey! (Thanks you very much Jason, by the way Happy Valentine’s Day!)
IRA: MEOH, MEPPY MEOKING MEOWTIN’E MEY! (YEAH, HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE’S DAY!)
Jason: Here’s your food, eat up!