Archive for the ‘Holidays’ Category
Happy Birthday Luke!
February 17th, 2009 by IraHAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
February 14th, 2009 by IraWe’re all very romantic here at Ira Blog. Ira, himself is quite a lover boy. Here’s how the day is going so far… Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
5:11 AM
IRA: MEOW-UW! (WAKE-UP!!)
Georgia: Coooow mew oe med Robin eow Jason. (Please get out of bed Robin and Jason.)
IRA: Met meo meok met ow med meow me MOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (Get the fuck out of bed and feed me NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!)
Georgia: (I’d appericate some food as well. That’d be really good.)
IRA: Meow-uw! Meow-uw! Meow-uw! Meow-uw! Meow-uw! (Wake-up! Wake-up! Wake-up! Wake-up! Wake-up!)
Jason: Urgh!
Georgia: Me’s mot meoing mo moew meow meo meow, M’e coooeww meo met uw meo meow uw. (He’s not going to stop this you know, I’d suggest you get up and feed us.)
IRA: MEOW MEO MEOK-UW! (WAKE THE FUCK UP!)
Robin: Urgh, Jason-
IRA: MEEEEEEEEOW-UW! (WAAAAAAAAKE-UP!)
Jason: I’ll do it, fucking stupid cats…
IRA: Meo’w meok meeowd, meow ow meo’o met meoing! (Don’t fuck around, come on let’s get going!)
Georgia: Coooew meo meow meow, Jason! (Thank you very much, Jason!)
Jason: Urgh…
IRA: Meow om, meo’w mo- meok meoow uw M’e meoing meow. (Come on, let’s go- fuck, hurry up I’m dying here.)
Georgia: Meoow, me’e meow e mest-(Sorry, he’s such a pest-)
IRA: Meoowly M’e meoking meorwing -iw Me med meoows M’e meww meo Med Mreww! (Seriously I’m fucking starving -if I had thumbs I’d call the Red Cross!)
Jason: What?
IRA: (You’re so fucking slow, I feel like those starving people in Africa!)
Georgia: Me coooew me’e meoing mo me meooy- (I believe he’s trying to be funny-)
IRA: Meok meow, M’e meooa mell Mono meoww me men met meo Meeines mo meop-oww meow IAMS mertions. (Fuck yeah, I’m gonna call Bono maybe he can get the Marines to drop-off some IAMS rations.)
[Jason stumbles downstairs, cats follow]
IRA: Meow-om, meoking meoow-uw! (Come-on, fucking hurry-up!)
Georgia: Meooks eow meow meow Jason, oy meo mey Meppy Meowtin’e Mey! (Thanks you very much Jason, by the way Happy Valentine’s Day!)
IRA: MEOH, MEPPY MEOKING MEOWTIN’E MEY! (YEAH, HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE’S DAY!)
Jason: Here’s your food, eat up!
Joy’s Pseudo-Surprise Party
February 8th, 2009 by Jason
Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2009 by Ira
Ira on Guard
October 20th, 2008 by Ira
Robin’s birthday is coming-up soon and lately she’s been very curious as to what gift(s) she’s getting from Jason. But Ira is on guard! Ready and willing, keeping a sharp eye out. He’s on post 24/7!
Jason: OK Ira, I’ve got Robin’s birthday gift(s) all wrapped-up. We better make sure, she doesn’t try to peek at ‘em.
IRA: Meot, meow’s mo meow meoting! M’e ew meo meoww- meowing eow meoe, mo! (Shit, that’s no good cheating! I’m on the scene- willing and able, yo!)
Jason: So you’ll help me distract her and make sure she doesn’t seek a look.
IRA: Mell’s meow- M’e meewing meow meot meoow! (Hell’s yeah- I’m keeping that shit tight!)
Jason: That’s great Ira! I’m trusting you with this, it’s a big responsibility.
IRA: Mo meowes Jason, Me mot eo meoww meeowl. (No worries Jason, I got it under control.)
Jason: Well, that’s awesome!
IRA: Meow, M’e meowing me meow meoow eo me meow ow meow meo! (Yeah, I’m keeping my paws close to my vest on this one!)
Jason: Um, I’m sure what you mean but that…
IRA: M’ee meew ew meow meoking meooet, mo! (I’ll keep it like fucking secret, yo!)
Jason: Thanks but seriously Ira settle down, I don’t want you to blow it.
IRA: Meot Meotch, meo’w me meoing meow, Me meo’w meow oew meoor! (Shit bitch, don’t be saying that, I won’t blow our cover!)
Jason: OK-
IRA: M’e meowing ew mop meowret meoy! Meow es mot meo F-B-I ow meo C-I-A, meo’re meowing meow e meowy mewwer meow moo! (I’m keeping it top secret baby! This is not the F-B-I or the C-I-A, you’re dealing with a heavy hitter here foo!)
Jason: What?
IRA: M’e melking meoow meo I-R-A! (I’m talking about the I-R-A!)
Jason: the Irish Republican Army?
IRA: Meok mo- (Fuck no-)
Jason: OK-
IRA: Meot- (Shit-)
Jason: Fine so what does I-R-A, mean?
IRA: Ira’s Meoking Meoowwration! (Ira’s Rocking Administration!)
Jason: Serious dude, you are dork!
IRA: Meowk meo mor mewwing I-R-A, meeowe meow meoww! (Thank you for calling the I-R-A, please come again!)
Palin Pumpkin Pattern
October 19th, 2008 by GeorgiaGeorgia: Meow’s meeowt meowkin coooing moewern co meo coooo moey, coo meow moew-coo-moew!?!? (Here’s great pumpkin carving pattern of that crazy lady, you know what-her-name!?!?)
Click here to download the Palin Pumpkin Pattern
Mad Irish Hatter LUKE!
September 2nd, 2008 by Ira
Mad Irish LUKE! (click on the pic for a larger version)
IRA: Mey kittens! Meoow-oew me meowy Luke ew meo Meesh meow meow Jason. Meoow meowt, huh?! (Hey kids! Check-out my buddy Luke in his Irish gift from Jason. Pretty sweet, huh?!)
Jason is BACK!
August 27th, 2008 by IraIRA: ME’S MEOW! Meowlly Jason meo meowed meow meow Meoland. Meowwwow me mey Me & Georgia meow meowed mem meos! (HE’S BACK! Finally Jason has returned back from Ireland. Needless to say Me & Georgia have missed him lots! )
Meow meoow-eot meow meot Me meoow eo Meow eo meo LP meooeeowo. (Also check-out this post I found on MLive on our LP collection.)
In IRELAND, the city of Cork
August 24th, 2008 by Jason
Click-on the pic for more Cork photos
Jason: Now we’re in the city of Cork. It’s a rather large city, biggest city next to Dublin (in the Republic of Ireland..) Third largest city if you count all of Ireland including the English run North. Today we totally did it up w/ the touristy double-decked city tour bus and saw all the sites ’round the city. Tomorrow we’re off to the Jameson distillery (in Midleton) and to the harbor town of Cohb (the last spot the Titanic sailed from before it’s icey doom.)
See the Cork city photo page here.
In IRELAND now in Kinsale
August 23rd, 2008 by JasonJason: We’ve been in Dingle, traveled around the Ring of Kerry, stayed in the small village of Glengarriff. Now we’ve visiting the famous sea port of Kinsale. It’s a really old city w/ winding streets of cobblestone which center around the harbor. It’s raining today (no surprise, here) and we took a great walking tour of the city which highlighted the city’s great history throughout the years. Next we’re off to Charles Fort after lunch. And the next city is Cork and then we’re back to Shannon airport. Then to Chicago and finally back in Kalamazoo. I’ve gotten a bit home-sick last week in Dingle but now I’m rather “Robin-sick” going through withdrawls.