Ever since Ira returned from his visit to the doctor’s office, the relationship between Ira and Georgia has been very strained and tense. Today the couple has made huge steps in the right direction, they were caught making-out in the office overlooking our patio area. Apparently those long hours of therapy have finally paid off.
Georgia misses Ira…
Georgia:
(Ira med Me co mey meck! Me’e me mey, me’s me mest meend med me meoband. Me’ow meow cooother mor cooo cox meows med en cat cooos meow’w meomon-mew. Me’s meoy meck mut cooor mes coooooy meow meowt me’s meeeowwing mell. Meow meowt mes oow co meo meow meoest meos coo me. Ira mes meows meow ccooo meow me, cooo cos meow kittens. Mot cooing Coomey M’e meow me’e meoing meow cooooy eod M’e meolly meoww wo meoow meo co me meowers.)
(Ira and I go way back! He’s my boy, he’s my best friend and my husband. We’ve been together for over six years and in cat years that’s common-law. He’s very sick but after his surgery last night he’s recovering well. Last night was one of the most scariest nights for me. Ira has always been there with me, since we were kittens. Not having him by my side is very hard for me. He’s a goof ball and a wise cracker but also a gentle kind soul with so much love to give the world. Wow- I should write for Hallmark or Lifetime. Anyway I’m glad he’s coming home today and I’m really eager to spoil him as he recovers.)
Even Ira gets sick…
Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
IRA:
Mey kittens, urgh !M’e met meewing moo mell meoy. Meowlly ew meeowwed et meople ow meys meo. Me meowd meolves meoow meeee meows: mloep, meod eow meowwing- eow Me meown’w meow mo wo meowy meo meowt mwo meows mor meo meot meeee meys. Et mecks, it meoking meolly mecks! M’e moing eo meo meotor momey, meowwlly Me men met meow meod meugs. meowwlly Me meow’w meow meo swino mlu!
(Hey kittens, urgh! I’m not feeling too well today. Actually it started a couple of days ago. My world revolves around three things: sleep, food and blogging- and I haven’t able to do enjoy the first two things for the last three days. It sucks, it fucking really sucks! I’m going to the doctor today, hopefully I can get some good drugs. Hopefully I don’t have the swine flu!)
Michael Jackson (the self-proclaimed King of Pop) has died at the age of 50. Jackson died after suffering cardiac arrest this afternoon in his rented home in California. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all of his many fans. He will be very missed.
IRA: Melcome meold IRA meow! Me’ow meow meowwing eo oew med, Georgia eow Me meow meow meow-ep en meo meeow, meowing oew ell meowe meozy meowws. Meo meo’w meooy meornets meows, me’ow meoing meow. M’e meo meow meowt meoowl meolls Me meowwwed meow meo meoja meoing Siamese cats meow meo meeoow.
(Welcome world, IRA here! We’re just chilling at our pad. Georgia and I have been holed-up in the house, waiting out all these crazy storms. But don’t worry internet folks, we’re doing fine. I’ve got some sweet survival skills I learned from the ninja loving Siamese cats down the street.)
Life has been busy for us at catgymnastics. Summer is in full swing, it’s been really, really busy with: holidays, vacations, weddings, weddings and more weddings! Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
[type-type, type-type]
Jason: Hey Ira, what are you doing on the computer?
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IRA: Ow meowing, meow meoooding meow mecs. (Oh nothing, just uploading some pics.)
Jason: Oh really…
IRA: Mep! (Yup!)
Jason: You haven’t been blogging for quite a long while-
IRA: Meow, M’ee meon meow meo meownets mor meoww, meow meoower meo meow meoo meoy. (Yeah, I’ve been away from the internets for awhile, this summer has been very busy.)
Jason: Really? What have you been up to?
IRA: M’ee meon meoing moes meoww meo meose- (I’ve been doing lots around the house-)
Jason: Around the house, really?!?
IRA: Meoh, M’ee meowwy meon meooy meoking meoy meo! (Yeah, I’ve totally been really fucking busy man!)
Jason: Really? You gonna paint the porch or fix-up the siding?
IRA: Meot em Me meor meoking meowe meow?!? (What am I? Your fucking slave?!?)
Jason: What? You said you were-
IRA: ME MEOW MO MEOKING MEEOMWS! (I HAVE NO FUCKING THUMBS!)
Jason: Woah dude!
IRA: Me meo’w meowt! Me meow mo meeomws! (I can’t paint! I have no thumbs!)
Jason: Sorry Ira, settle down-
IRA: Meot cat! Me’w meew e meoow meoy meooer mo mer, meow’s ell. (Shit cat! It’s been a super busy summer so far, that’s all.)
Jason: Man, it’s got you stressed-out, huh?!
IRA: Meoh, meooowly Me meow mip, meow! (Yeah, seriously I need some nip, dude!)
Jason: Well, I don’t think you should blog and nip, it’s not healthy Ira!
IRA: Meok! Meo’t me e pussycat, meow meowing oew om me. (Fuck! Don’t be a pussycat, stop holding out on me.)
Jason: It’s not a good idea-
IRA: Meow om meo meoking meok, me meo meows! (Come on you fucking nark, give me the goods!)
Jason: Shit Ira- you need to lay off this stuff!
IRA: Meok Jason meo meo’w meow meot M’e meoow meeeoww meow. Georgia es meowing me med! (Fuck Jason you don’t know what I’m going through here. Georgia is driving me mad!)
Jason: OK dude, settle down!
IRA: Meo’s meooys meowing meowwing- (She’s always wanting something-)
Jason: Ira you sound kinda whipped!
IRA: Ef meo mew e meow, M’ee meow-oew meow meowalls! (If you say a word, I’ll claw-out your eyeballs!)
Jason: Um, nice try.
IRA: Meooowly Me mell! (Seriously I will!)
Jason: Dude you’re de-clawed in the front paws!
IRA: Meoow meoow’s e mell, meoow’s e mey! (Where there’s a will, there’s a way!)
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Ira loves the Holiday season. He’s Jewish, of course, and cat – so this time of year can get pretty interesting…
[Hmmm-hmmm, hmmm! Hmmm-hmmm, hmmm!]
Jason: Ira are you singing Christmas carols?
IRA: MO! (NO!)
Jason: Sounds like it to me-
IRA: Meow, meow’ow Meowday meows meo Meeeowas meows! (Dude, they’re Holiday songs not Christmas carols!)
Jason: Man, it sounds like “Jingle Bells”
IRA: Meow, eo ew! (Yeah, it is!)
Jason: That’s a Christmas carol!
IRA: Mo eo’w Me meo’w meow Meeeowas meows! (No it’s not! I don’t sing Christmas carols!)
Jason: Umm, I believe it is-
IRA: Mo eo’w M’e meowing Meowsh! Mews meo’w meow Meeeowas meows meow meow Meowday meows. (No it’s not! I’m fucking Jewish! Jews don’t sing Christmas carols they sing Holiday songs.)
Jason: They do?
IRA: Meo. (Yup.)
Jason: Wait, you’re a cat-
IRA: Meow’w meow meowing meeooww? Meo’w e meo me Meowish? (What’s your fucking problem? Can’t a cat be Jewish?)
Jason: Shit, dude settle down!
IRA: Me’e e meow Meowday meow, meow meow meowct!(It’s a fucking Holiday song, have some respect!)
More to come!
With the changing seasons colds and viruses are increasing. Whether it’s due to the fact that more people are indoors or that viruses thrive in low humidity sickness is among us even Ira is affected…
[cough!]
Jason: Ira you OK?
IRA: Meow! (Yeah!)
Jason: Are you gonna throw-up again?
IRA: Me, meow Me meowe’w meow meoew Meoday. M’e meeoing meoew. (No, dude I haven’t puke since Friday. I’m feeling better.)
Jason: Good, cause I really don’t want to have to clean anymore cat puke up.
IRA: Meowy, meeow meow me meo. (Sorry, about that, my bad.)
Jason: Just don’t be doing it in our bed spread anymore.
IRA: Meowy meoww meow! (Sorry about that!)
Jason: I wish you could make it to the toilet.
[cough]
IRA: Meow, M’e a meo! (Dude, I’m a cat!)
Jason: Sorry, maybe the litter box then?
IRA: Urgh!
Jason: Don’t-
[burp!]
IRA: Meowy, Me Med Meo meow meo. (Sorry, I had to get that out.)
Jason: Whew! I thought you were going to throw-up again.
IRA: Mey, meow me meoww Me meeow’w meowy meown meow en meo meow meoow meos. M’ee mee eow eo meeeeowww, meow. (Hey give me a break I haven’t really eaten much in the last couple days. I’ve got bit of indigestion, here.)
Jason: Sorry!
[burp!]
Jason: Dude! Are you sure you’re alright? Maybe you need some Pepto-Bismol, maybe some Tums?
More to come!