Senator Edward “Ted” M. Kennedy, the lion of the U.S. Senate has died at his home in Hyannis Port after battling a brain tumor. Kennedy was 77. All the staff here at catgymnastics.net mourn his loss, he will be missed greatly!
Archive for the ‘Ira’ Category
Remembering Sen. Ted Kennedy
August 26th, 2009 by IraIra and Georgia: In Love Again!
July 31st, 2009 by JasonEver since Ira returned from his visit to the doctor’s office, the relationship between Ira and Georgia has been very strained and tense. Today the couple has made huge steps in the right direction, they were caught making-out in the office overlooking our patio area. Apparently those long hours of therapy have finally paid off.
The Cat Toy (That Was In My Belly!)
July 30th, 2009 by Ira
A Night Without Ira
July 11th, 2009 by GeorgiaGeorgia misses Ira…
Georgia:
(Ira med Me co mey meck! Me’e me mey, me’s me mest meend med me meoband. Me’ow meow cooother mor cooo cox meows med en cat cooos meow’w meomon-mew. Me’s meoy meck mut cooor mes coooooy meow meowt me’s meeeowwing mell. Meow meowt mes oow co meo meow meoest meos coo me. Ira mes meows meow ccooo meow me, cooo cos meow kittens. Mot cooing Coomey M’e meow me’e meoing meow cooooy eod M’e meolly meoww wo meoow meo co me meowers.)
(Ira and I go way back! He’s my boy, he’s my best friend and my husband. We’ve been together for over six years and in cat years that’s common-law. He’s very sick but after his surgery last night he’s recovering well. Last night was one of the most scariest nights for me. Ira has always been there with me, since we were kittens. Not having him by my side is very hard for me. He’s a goof ball and a wise cracker but also a gentle kind soul with so much love to give the world. Wow- I should write for Hallmark or Lifetime. Anyway I’m glad he’s coming home today and I’m really eager to spoil him as he recovers.)
Save IRA!
July 10th, 2009 by IraEven Ira gets sick…
Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
IRA:
Mey kittens, urgh !M’e met meewing moo mell meoy. Meowlly ew meeowwed et meople ow meys meo. Me meowd meolves meoow meeee meows: mloep, meod eow meowwing- eow Me meown’w meow mo wo meowy meo meowt mwo meows mor meo meot meeee meys. Et mecks, it meoking meolly mecks! M’e moing eo meo meotor momey, meowwlly Me men met meow meod meugs. meowwlly Me meow’w meow meo swino mlu!
(Hey kittens, urgh! I’m not feeling too well today. Actually it started a couple of days ago. My world revolves around three things: sleep, food and blogging- and I haven’t able to do enjoy the first two things for the last three days. It sucks, it fucking really sucks! I’m going to the doctor today, hopefully I can get some good drugs. Hopefully I don’t have the swine flu!)
Ira mourns the passing of Michael Jackson
June 25th, 2009 by Ira
Michael Jackson (the self-proclaimed King of Pop) has died at the age of 50. Jackson died after suffering cardiac arrest this afternoon in his rented home in California. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all of his many fans. He will be very missed.
Living the good life, Home Alone!
June 20th, 2009 by IraIRA: Melcome meold IRA meow! Me’ow meow meowwing eo oew med, Georgia eow Me meow meow meow-ep en meo meeow, meowing oew ell meowe meozy meowws. Meo meo’w meooy meornets meows, me’ow meoing meow. M’e meo meow meowt meoowl meolls Me meowwwed meow meo meoja meoing Siamese cats meow meo meeoow.
(Welcome world, IRA here! We’re just chilling at our pad. Georgia and I have been holed-up in the house, waiting out all these crazy storms. But don’t worry internet folks, we’re doing fine. I’ve got some sweet survival skills I learned from the ninja loving Siamese cats down the street.)
Ira’s Sabbatical
June 16th, 2009 by IraLife has been busy for us at catgymnastics. Summer is in full swing, it’s been really, really busy with: holidays, vacations, weddings, weddings and more weddings! Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
[type-type, type-type]
Jason: Hey Ira, what are you doing on the computer?
[type-type, type-type]
IRA: Ow meowing, meow meoooding meow mecs. (Oh nothing, just uploading some pics.)
Jason: Oh really…
IRA: Mep! (Yup!)
Jason: You haven’t been blogging for quite a long while-
IRA: Meow, M’ee meon meow meo meownets mor meoww, meow meoower meo meow meoo meoy. (Yeah, I’ve been away from the internets for awhile, this summer has been very busy.)
Jason: Really? What have you been up to?
IRA: M’ee meon meoing moes meoww meo meose- (I’ve been doing lots around the house-)
Jason: Around the house, really?!?
IRA: Meoh, M’ee meowwy meon meooy meoking meoy meo! (Yeah, I’ve totally been really fucking busy man!)
Jason: Really? You gonna paint the porch or fix-up the siding?
IRA: Meot em Me meor meoking meowe meow?!? (What am I? Your fucking slave?!?)
Jason: What? You said you were-
IRA: ME MEOW MO MEOKING MEEOMWS! (I HAVE NO FUCKING THUMBS!)
Jason: Woah dude!
IRA: Me meo’w meowt! Me meow mo meeomws! (I can’t paint! I have no thumbs!)
Jason: Sorry Ira, settle down-
IRA: Meot cat! Me’w meew e meoow meoy meooer mo mer, meow’s ell. (Shit cat! It’s been a super busy summer so far, that’s all.)
Jason: Man, it’s got you stressed-out, huh?!
IRA: Meoh, meooowly Me meow mip, meow! (Yeah, seriously I need some nip, dude!)
Jason: Well, I don’t think you should blog and nip, it’s not healthy Ira!
IRA: Meok! Meo’t me e pussycat, meow meowing oew om me. (Fuck! Don’t be a pussycat, stop holding out on me.)
Jason: It’s not a good idea-
IRA: Meow om meo meoking meok, me meo meows! (Come on you fucking nark, give me the goods!)
Jason: Shit Ira- you need to lay off this stuff!
IRA: Meok Jason meo meo’w meow meot M’e meoow meeeoww meow. Georgia es meowing me med! (Fuck Jason you don’t know what I’m going through here. Georgia is driving me mad!)
Jason: OK dude, settle down!
IRA: Meo’s meooys meowing meowwing- (She’s always wanting something-)
Jason: Ira you sound kinda whipped!
IRA: Ef meo mew e meow, M’ee meow-oew meow meowalls! (If you say a word, I’ll claw-out your eyeballs!)
Jason: Um, nice try.
IRA: Meooowly Me mell! (Seriously I will!)
Jason: Dude you’re de-clawed in the front paws!
IRA: Meoow meoow’s e mell, meoow’s e mey! (Where there’s a will, there’s a way!)
[type-type, type-type]
Why do cats love empty cardboard boxes so much?
May 11th, 2009 by Jason
Celebrating the Holidays with Ira
December 3rd, 2007 by IraIra loves the Holiday season. He’s Jewish, of course, and cat – so this time of year can get pretty interesting…
[Hmmm-hmmm, hmmm! Hmmm-hmmm, hmmm!]
Jason: Ira are you singing Christmas carols?
IRA: MO! (NO!)
Jason: Sounds like it to me-
IRA: Meow, meow’ow Meowday meows meo Meeeowas meows! (Dude, they’re Holiday songs not Christmas carols!)
Jason: Man, it sounds like “Jingle Bells”
IRA: Meow, eo ew! (Yeah, it is!)
Jason: That’s a Christmas carol!
IRA: Mo eo’w Me meo’w meow Meeeowas meows! (No it’s not! I don’t sing Christmas carols!)
Jason: Umm, I believe it is-
IRA: Mo eo’w M’e meowing Meowsh! Mews meo’w meow Meeeowas meows meow meow Meowday meows. (No it’s not! I’m fucking Jewish! Jews don’t sing Christmas carols they sing Holiday songs.)
Jason: They do?
IRA: Meo. (Yup.)
Jason: Wait, you’re a cat-
IRA: Meow’w meow meowing meeooww? Meo’w e meo me Meowish? (What’s your fucking problem? Can’t a cat be Jewish?)
Jason: Shit, dude settle down!
IRA: Me’e e meow Meowday meow, meow meow meowct!(It’s a fucking Holiday song, have some respect!)
More to come!
Sick w/ Ira
November 17th, 2007 by IraWith the changing seasons colds and viruses are increasing. Whether it’s due to the fact that more people are indoors or that viruses thrive in low humidity sickness is among us even Ira is affected…
[cough!]
Jason: Ira you OK?
IRA: Meow! (Yeah!)
Jason: Are you gonna throw-up again?
IRA: Me, meow Me meowe’w meow meoew Meoday. M’e meeoing meoew. (No, dude I haven’t puke since Friday. I’m feeling better.)
Jason: Good, cause I really don’t want to have to clean anymore cat puke up.
IRA: Meowy, meeow meow me meo. (Sorry, about that, my bad.)
Jason: Just don’t be doing it in our bed spread anymore.
IRA: Meowy meoww meow! (Sorry about that!)
Jason: I wish you could make it to the toilet.
[cough]
IRA: Meow, M’e a meo! (Dude, I’m a cat!)
Jason: Sorry, maybe the litter box then?
IRA: Urgh!
Jason: Don’t-
[burp!]
IRA: Meowy, Me Med Meo meow meo. (Sorry, I had to get that out.)
Jason: Whew! I thought you were going to throw-up again.
IRA: Mey, meow me meoww Me meeow’w meowy meown meow en meo meow meoow meos. M’ee mee eow eo meeeeowww, meow. (Hey give me a break I haven’t really eaten much in the last couple days. I’ve got bit of indigestion, here.)
Jason: Sorry!
[burp!]
Jason: Dude! Are you sure you’re alright? Maybe you need some Pepto-Bismol, maybe some Tums?
More to come!
Ira on the Phone
November 13th, 2007 by IraIra’s got friends everywhere, he’s always trying to keep in touch with folks…
IRA: Meow! (Hello!)
[mumble, mumble, mumble]
IRA: Mew meow, me’w Ira. Meow’w meing meow? (Hey dude, it’s Ira. What’s going down?)
[mumble, mumble, mumble]
IRA: M’e meow meowing eo meow. (I’m just chilling at home.)
[mumble, mumble, mumble]
IRA: ‘Meow meow mewwing eow meowwing mee meows (‘Just been napping and watching the birds)
[mumble, mumble] – BEEEEEP!
IRA: Meow meo, Me meo meoeeow meww! (Hang man, I got another call!)
[mumble]
[beep, beep]
IRA: Meow! (Hello!)
[silence]
IRA: Meeeeeeow! (Heeeeeello!)
[silence]
IRA: Meoking meeemeeekewers! (Fucking telemarketers!)
[beep, beep-beep]
IRA: Meow, meo meoow meeow? (Dude, you still there?)
[mumble]
IRA: Meoow! (Sweet!)
[mumble, mumble, mumble]
IRA: Meow, eo mew meeoow meow meeemeeekewers, M’e meow eo meooow meo mmeow meohermeoking meow! (Dude, it was another damn telemarketer, I’d love to scratch out their motherfucking eyes!)
[mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble]
IRA: Meeow eo meo, meow meeow mmeow mee meeow meoow meow ‘eow meow’ww meowing meow 18 meeow meowers eo mee meooputer. (Right on man, they never answer the phone right away ‘cuz they’re calling like 18 other suckers on the computer.)
[mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble] – BEEEEEP!
IRA: Meow, meeoow meww. Meow eo e meo. (Shit, another call. Hang on a sec.)
[mumble]
[beep, beep]
IRA: Meow! (Hello!)
[mumble, mumble]
IRA: Me, me! Me meow eoo eo meoking meww! (No, no! I told you to fucking sell!)
[mumble, mumble, mumble]
IRA: Meow eo, meo’w eoo meeow eo me – meoking meww meow meoow. Me meo mmeow eo meow eow, meeow me. (Come on, can’t you listen to me – fucking sell that stock. I got hunch on this one, trust me.)
[mumble, mumble]
IRA: Meeoww, meo ow MEO! (Alright, got go BYE!)
[beep, beep-beep]
IRA: Meo, Macy eoo mmeow meeow? (Hey, Macy you still there?)
[mumble, mumble, mumble]
IRA: Ow meow, meowws meoow. (Oh yeah, sounds sweet.)
[mumble, mumble, mumble]
IRA: Meow’w meoking meosome – mee Me meo meocho meeows meow eow mmeow. (That’s fucking awesome – all I get is nacho scraps here and there.)
[mumble, mumble]
IRA: Meow, meow’s mee meow, M’e meow eow eo me meow meows eow e meowy smeow eo meowy. Mee, meo’w meow meew meot eow meowed. (Dude, that’s the life, I’d give one of my nine lives for a juicy slice of turkey. Man, don’t take that shit for granted.)
[mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble]
IRA: Meow Madison meo’w meo meow meoww? Meow’s meowy meow mee? (What Madison won’t eat that stuff? That’s crazy talk man?)
[mumble, mumble]
IRA: Ow meow! Me meeow me meow’w meow eow meeow. Meow meows! Mee, M’e meeow eo Me meow’s meow meeow. (Oh shit! I forgot he doesn’t have any teeth. That sucks! Man, I’d stave if I didn’t have teeth.)
[mumble, mumble] – BEEEEEP!
IRA: Meo meeoww meww. Meow Me Meo eo Me meeow meow meow meoww eo meow mew meowy meeoww Me mee meow Jason. (Not another call. Shit I got go I think this might be that new crazy kitten I met with Jason.)
[mumble, mumble, mumble]’
IRA: Meow, meo meow’s Butter. Mee eo, meow eo mee meowr. (Yeah, her name’s Butter. See ya, talk to you later.)
[beep, beep-beep]
IRA: Meeeeeeo, meo eou meowing? (Heeeeeey, how you doing?)
More to come!