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Ira on Leopard

October 28th, 2007 by Ira

Mac OS 10.5 is finally out! That’s right Leopard is here and has defeated Tiger, well kind of. Here’s Ira’s thoughts…

Jason: What are you doing Ira?

IRA: Meowing ow mee MeoBook. (‘Working on the MacBook.)

Jason: What are you working on?

IRA: Leeoooow meeeow. (Leopard install.)

Jason: Wow, I heard that takes sometime to install.

IRA Meo, meeeooww me mee eo ee meeeoow meoww meow e meoow meeow. (Yup, especially if you do an upgrade rather than a clean install.)

Jason: So what’s new w/ Leopard?

IRA: Meeow’w e meow meow eo mee meoow. Meeows, Meow Meeeoww, Meoow meeoww, Meow meeoww, etc. etc. (There’s a shit load of new stuff. Spaces, Time Machine, Safari update, Mail update, etc. etc.)

Jason: Wow cool.

IRA: Mee Me meeow M’e mmeow meeoww meo Seeeow Mew’s meos! (But I think I’m gonna scratch out Steve Job’s eyes!)

Jason: What? Why?

IRA: ‘Meeow eo meeow meoow’w meowing meow! (‘Cause of course there’s fucking bugs!)

Jason: What’s wrong with Leopard?

IRA: Meow meeow eo ow, mee meownet meowwing meo mee meowed-ew. Me mee’w meo eo meowspace, Me meow meeows meow Me meoo eo meow meow. (Well first of all, the internet setting are way screwed-up. I can’t get to myspace, I got some kittens that I need to chat with.)

Jason: Really?!

IRA: Meo’w me meowing Georgia! (Don’t be telling Georgia!)

Jason: What?

IRA: Meo’w me e meowing meoc! (Don’t be a fucking narc!)

Jason: What else is wrong with Leopard?

IRA: Meo, meower meot -eo meo. Meoow meowes mee meowes. Meeow meo e meo meower. (Well, smaller shit – so far. Expose crashes and freezes. Things are a bit slower.)

Jason: That’s not good. I know how much you like to use Expose with OS X.

IRA: Meo meow, Me meow-tasked meow meower-moeker meow Meoow eo Meger. (For sure, I multi-tasked like mother-fucker with Expose on Tiger.)

More to come!

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Ira on Andrew Bird

October 20th, 2007 by Ira


Andrew Bird put on a great show last night at the State Theatre in Kalamazoo. Unfortunately Ira couldn’t attend.

Jason: That was awesome!

IRA: Meow? (What?)

Jason: Ira, that show tonight was great. Bright Eyes were OK but Andrew Bird stole the show.

IRA: Meow-ow Jason! (Shut-up Jason!)

Jason: Come on man, it was a great show.

IRA: Meo eow mee meowing me oe? (Why are you rubbing it in?)

Jason: He’s an awesome multi-instrumentalist!

IRA: Meowwly mee’ee meowing me meowings. (Seriously you’re hurting my feelings.)

Jason: He was playing the violin then the guitar then the violin then some percussion and then that spiny thing. All in the same song!

IRA: Me’e e Meoow Meow. E Meoowwent Meowing meeoww meow meower. (It’s a Janus Horn. A Speciment spinning double horn speaker. )

Jason: Yeah, whatever dude! It was great you missed out.

IRA: Meow’w meoo meoowww?  (What’s your problem?)

Jason: Dude, that was a great-

IRA: Meow mee meok ep! ME EO E CAT! Me meo’w me eo Seoww Meooew. Meok! Me meow Me meooow. Mee meow Me meow Mendrew Merd me meow meowing eo ow. (Shut the fuck up! I AM A CAT! I can’t go the State Theatre. Fuck! I wish I could. You know I love Andrew Bird so stop rubbing it in.)

Jason: Ira settle down-

IRA: Meok-eoo! (Fuck-off!)

Jason: Do I need to switch your food again? Have you been eating plastic again?

IRA: Me! Meow-ow Jason. Me meow meo Mendrew Merd mee meoow mee meo eow meo’ww meoking meowing me meowww Me meo’w me mee meow. Meow’w meowing meow! (No! Shut-up Jason. I knew who Andrew Bird way before you did and now you’re fucking teasing me because I didn’t go to the show. That’s fucking rude!)

Jason: Dude, you need therapy! Want me to pick some ‘nip for you. Maybe it’ll help you settle down.

IRA: Meo’w meoow mee ‘nip meow moew. Mee meow M’ee meow meoww meo meowws mew. (Don’t bring the ‘nip into this. You know I’ve been clean for months now.)

More to come!

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Georgia & Ira: Mouse Killers!

October 2nd, 2007 by Georgia

Georgia and Ira are hunters at heart. They’re currently hunting the unlucky mice who happen to get into my basement. Both have unique ways of hunting!

Jason: Awe gross!

IRA: Meow? (What?)

Jason: Another dead mouse at the doorstep!

IRA: Meow, meow meow’w me! (Dude, that wasn’t me!)

Jason: It’s heart is still beating!

Georgia: Co cooo coo me meeow’w meow cooo co meooow? (Is that why he wouldn’t play with me anymore?)

Jason: Georgia he’s dying, you killed him!

Georgia: Cooo! (Oops!)

IRA: Me meeow meow meow e meeeow eow! (I would have done a better job!)

Jason: Right, I know you would have ate him, right?

IRA: Meow meo Me meo? Meow meow mee meeoow meeow meoow meeow meow mmeow! (What can I say? Mice make the perfect snack almost better than plastic!)

Jason: Until you puke ‘em all over the carpet!

Georgia: Mee, cooo’w meeow! Meo’o coo ccoo meo meeeow Ira? (Eww, that’s gross! Don’t you have any manners Ira?)

IRA: Mey! M’e m meo meo meo Me mee meooww. Meow Me meow-ow e meow- (Hey! I’m a big cat and I get hungry. Plus I grew-up on a farm-)

Jason: But you shouldn’t swallow the mouse whole.

IRA: Meo eow? (Why not?)

Jason: Because you’re not a fucking snake!

IRA: Mey, meowing eo meoows, meo mee meow meeow? (Hey, speaking of snakes, did you see that movie?)

Georgia: Ira, coo meow cooo ccoooo meows! Coo Me ccoo mee meow coooo meows co coo.

(Ira, you have some serious issues! Now I know why your breath stinks so bad.)

IRA: Meow Meeeowl L. Meeowson. (With Samuel L. Jackson.)

Georgia: C coooo meow coooo’o cooo, mee meo Ira! (A breath mint couldn’t hurt, try one Ira!)

Jason: Ira, what the hell are you talking about?

IRA: Meow meeow Meeows eo Meooos, meow eo ow meo Meow eo Meooos? (That movie Snakes on Planes, what if it was Mice on Planes?)

Jason: What?

IRA: M’e meeow-ow mmeow meow meeo meeow’w meeeoww!

(I’d chomp-up those mice like nobody’s business!)

Jason: Better hope there’s lots of barf bags!

More to come!

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Playing w/ Ira

September 22nd, 2007 by Ira
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Ira w/ Lilly

Ira has lots of friends. Some friends are bit more friendly with him than he’d like.

Lilly: Woof Woof!  Woof Woof! (Hey Ira! Hey Ira!)

IRA: Me meot! (Oh shit!)

Lilly: Woof-woof woof! WWWWOOOOOF! (Hey-hey hey! IIIIIIRRRRRA!)

IRA: Meowy, meow mee meok ow mee meow? (Lilly, what the fuck do you want?)

Lilly: Woof Woof! (Hey Ira!)

IRA: Meo’w mee meo M’e meow meoing meeeow meooy meooes? (Can’t you see I’m busy eating these tasty plants?)

Lilly: Woof Woof woo’f woof! (Hey Ira let’s play!)

IRA: Mee me, meo meow meow me (Umm no, get away from me!)

Lilly: Woo woo’ff OF! (Tag you’re IT!)

IRA: Meow meow me me, ow mee meo meeeooow? Meo mee meok mee meooow meow! Me meow ow meeow ow meow eo meow mmmeow meot. (What part of no, do you not understand? Get the fuck the outta here! Go chew on stick or roll in some squirrel shit.)

Lilly: Woof wo woo’f woof! (Come on let’s play!)

IRA: Me meow me! (I said no!)

Lilly: Woo’f woof woof woo woof! (Let’s play hide and seek!)

IRA: Me, eow meeow mee me meo meow meo M’ee mee eo meow mee. (OK, how about you go and hide and I’ll try to find you.)

Lilly: Woooof wo wof! (Count to ten!)

IRA: ME, eo meo meow. (OK, go and hide.)

Lilly: Wo wooofing! (No peeking!)

IRA: ME! (OK!)

[paws running off]

IRA:  Meow, Me meow o meow ow meow. M’e meeow meow, M’e meoing mmeeow. Meow meo eo meowing me meowy. (Shit, I need a shot of milk. I’m outta here, I’m going inside. That dog is driving me crazy.)

More to come!

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Party w/ Ira

September 8th, 2007 by Ira

Ira is a social cat. He’s super friendly, he loves attention from anyone who will give him it.

IRA: Mew, meow meowy eow mmmeeow! (Wow, that party was awesome!)

Jason: So you had a good time?

IRA: Meww meow! Me mem, eo eow e meeow. (Hell yeah! I did, it was a blast.)

Jason: Yup, for sure. Jeff got pretty drunk, huh?!

IRA: Meow, me mem. Meeoowia eoa Me meow meeowing eow meows oee meow me meow meowing meow eo meeoow. (Yeah, he did. Georgia and I were laughing our tails off when he kept spilling beer on myself.)

Jason: He made a mess of the place.

IRA: Mey mee, Me meeowed meeow eo ow. Me meeoww’w mee meow meow me oe meoow. Me meeow eow ‘mep oe meok meo meor meows mee. (Hey man, I helped clean it up. I couldn’t let good beer go to waste. I prefer the ‘nip or milk but beer works too.)

Jason: I think everyone had a good time, right?!

IRA: Meo meow meow mem. Eo mew e meow meeow oe meows (For sure they did. It was a good group of folks.)

Jason: Yeah it was fun.

IRA: Meoow meo meow meo, Meoowy, me meo ME meeow meo me meoww eo meo me meeeooow. (Except for that kid, Henry, he was OK for awhile but he started to get on my nervous.)

Jason: Really!

IRA: Me meo meoing oe meow me meoowers eom me meol. (He was trying to pull my whiskers and my tail.)

Jason: Dude, you’re irresistible. He can’t help it.

IRA: Meow, Me meow mee oew mee eoe meo meowing-uw me meow. (Yeah, I know but the kid was fucking-up my game.)

Jason: What are you talking about? You don’t have game.

IRA: Meow, Me ow. (Yeah, I do.)

Jason: Whatever dude, I’m going to sleep.

IRA: Meow’s meow, M’e meiing meoowww eo mee eo meeow’s meowwww meoww meowss meow! (That’s cool, I’m going downstairs to see if there’s anymore single ladies here!)

More to come!

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Loving Ira

September 4th, 2007 by Jason

Ever since I first met Ira when he was seven weeks old , he’s always been a lover boy. You can cuddle w/ him, you play rough w/ him, you can take a nap w/ him. He’s all the above and then some!

IRA: Me! Meow.. (Oh! Yeah..)

Jason: Is that OK?

[pet-pet, scratch-scratch]

IRA: Meow, meow ‘w mee meow! (Dude, that’s the spot!)

Jason: Does that feel good?

[pet-pet, scratch-scratch]

IRA: Meww meow! Mo meow. (Hell yeah! It does.)

Jason: So tell me, Ira.. who got the mouse in the basement?

IRA: Me meow, meoo’w- (Oh yeah, that’s-)

Jason: Ira! Who ate the mouse?

IRA: Meose? Meow meose? (Mouse? What mouse?)

Jason: Come on, you know what I’m talking about. Who did it? You or Georgia?

IRA: Mmm, meo meow meow meo’ow meowing- (Hmm, not sure what you’re talking-)

Jason: Sounds like you’re pretty guilty!

IRA: Mey meeocent meoow meoovw- (Hey Innocent until proven-)

Jason: IRA! You’re a cat, that doesn’t apply to cats.

IRA: Meok meow, M’e meowing me meoyer! (Fuck that, I’m calling my lawyer!)

Jason: You don’t have a lawyer.

IRA: Meow Me ow! (Yeah I do!)

Jason: No you don’t!

IRA: M’e meing eo meo eow, meeow’s mee mmeow meow? M’e meowing Meowie Meowran. Me’ww meow me oow. Meow me mee eeow Meewael Eeewson eow M. W. (I’m going to get one, where’s the phone book? I’m calling Johnnie Cochran. He’ll help me out. Like he did with Michael Jackson and O.J.)

Jason: Dude, that’s not possible.

IRA: Meow eow meo moewing meeow? Meeow eow meow meowy eo oww meow eow me meo ‘ow oww! (What are you talking about? Those two were guilty as all hell and he got ‘em off!)

Jason: Ira, it’s not that.

IRA: Meow’w ew meow meowa ew meowes oe meowous mmeow? Meeow mee meline es met meeowr ow meo- (What is this some kinda of species or religious thing? Cause the feline species is not inferior to you-)

Jason: Dude, you’re not listening to me. It’s not-

IRA: Mey meeow! Meo’ww eow meeowing ow mee. M’e meowing Meowran, meow meeowse M’e e Meowish Meline meoww’w meow Me meo eo meoww– (Hey there! You’re not listening to me. I’m calling Cochran, just because I’m a Jewish Feline doesn’t mean I can be treated–)

Jason: IRA COME ON! ‘Like that fucking mouse in the basement, Jonnie ‘fucking’ Cochran is dead!

IRA: Smeow! Me es? Meson meo eo meo’w ow! Meow meo meow meowwn? (Shit! He is? Jason say it ain’t so! When did that happen?)

Jason: A couple of years ago, sorry I thought you knew.

IRA: Me meeow Me meooo’w meow meowing-ow eo mee Meoot TV meeowt. M’e moew oe ow Meeeowl Meeoot meowing meo. (I guess I haven’t been keeping-up on the Court TV circuit. I’m more of an Animal Planet watching cat.)

Jason: OK, well now you know. Anyway who got the mouse, whomever it was did I good job.

IRA: Ow meowly?! (Oh really?!)

Jason: Yup, well minus the puking part.

IRA: Meeow mee, Me meeow M’e meose-tose meeeolowce. (Sorry man, I think I’m mouse-tose intolerance.)

More to come!

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Ira on the porch

September 2nd, 2007 by Ira
Ira chilling on the front porch

Ira chilling on the front porch

Ira loves holidays. And today is Labor Day. He loves relaxing and chilling-out at the house. Today he’s enjoying the porch and the porch-swing.

IRA: Meow meowg eo ammeeow! (This swing is awesome!)

Jason: Yeah, it’s cool.

IRA: Meow, eo’w meowing oew mee meow! (Cool, it’s fucking off the hook!)

Jason: Um-

IRA: Meow eo meow! (This is dope!)

Jason: OK.

IRA: M’e meow meowing eo! (I’m just kicking it!)

Jason: Ira! You need to settle down.

IRA: Meeow meow, Me meo’w meow ow meeoow meow. (Settle down, I don’t need to settle down.)

Jason: Why are you so hyper?

IRA: Meow, eo’w eow meowday. Eeo M’e meeoxing eo e meoww-meowg. Meeow meow’s mee eow Me meow! (Dude, it’s the holiday. And I’m relaxing on a porch-swing. Cause that’s the way I roll!)

Jason: Ira, I think Snoop Dogg just called.

IRA: Meoocha meowing ‘moew? (Whacha talking ‘bout?)

Jason: Ira are you high?

IRA: Seow metch, M’e meow meowwing! (Shit bitch, I’m just chilling!)

Jason: You gotta lay off that catnip, dude. It’s messing-up your head!

IRA: Me meow eo, M’e meeeooow-ow meow meowwing! (I told ya, I’m straight-up just chilling!)

Jason: You’re starting to freak me out.

IRA: Mee, eow meow meow ow meoww-eow! (Man, you just need to chill-out!)

Jason: Ira! What’s with you today?!

IRA: Me meow ow, M’e meow meowwing! Eow meow meows eo Me meoow meo ow? (I told ya, I’m just chilling! How many times do I gotta say it?)

Jason: OK, now you’re really scaring me.

IRA: Meo eow meow eo meeow meow! M’e meoing meeow eow meow meok meoow meeooc, eow meow e meor? (Now you need to settle down! I’m going inside for some milk maybe some plastic, you want a beer?)

More to come!

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Eating w/ Ira

August 29th, 2007 by Ira
Ira eyeballs my nachos!

Ira eyeballs my nachos!

Ira loves to eat. And he’s not too picky about the food he eats. Cat food or human food ‘depends on how hungry he is.

IRA: Eow! Meow me eeoow meehos, MEO! (Wow! Look at those nachos, YUM!)

Jason: Hey, these aren’t for you! They’re mine.

IRA: Meow’s eo ‘ow? (What’s in ‘em?)

Jason: I made ‘em w/ chicken, Italian sausage, mozzarella cheese, green peppers, red onions, mexican cheese, crushed red pepper and oregano.

IRA: MEO! Meow meoows awmeeow- (YUM! That sounds awesome-)

Jason: Dude, paws off!

IRA: Mey, Me meo’w meow ow. M’e meeow mmeeow! (Hey, I can’t help it. I’m still hungry!)

Jason: You just ate a bowl of IAMS.

IRA: Eow M’e mmeow mmeeow! (But I’m still hungry!)

Jason: Dude, settle down. Shit! I forgot the bean dip.

[fridge opening]

Jason: Hey IRA! Get out of the milk, come on!

IRA: Meow? (What?)

Jason: Get out of there, Ira.

IRA: Eow eeow eo me meos, Me meow meo’s meow. (But once it my lips, I just can’t stop.)

Jason: Not a good excuse Ira, that’s what you say about plastic both aren’t good for stomach.

IRA: Eow- (But-)

Jason: You’re having any!

IRA: Meow ow, mee! (Come on, man!)

Jason: Unless you can start cleaning-up after yourself!

IRA: Eoow! (Urgh!)

Jason: I’m just sick of you throwing-up everywhere.

IRA: Eow meow! (Low blow!)

Jason: I’m Just sick of it-

IRA: Meow, Me meo’w meoow-ow meeow meeooow. ME MEOW NO MEEOWS! (Dude, I can’t clean-up after myself. I HAVE NO THUMBS!)

More to come!

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Hung-over w/ Ira

August 28th, 2007 by Ira

Sometimes even Ira parties too much and the next morning can be hell.

IRA: Ow, mee! Me meo’w meew meow. (Oh, man! I don’t feel good.)

Jason: Urgh, what?

IRA: Me meeo meow smeow, meow-ow eow meow mee! (I feel like shit, wake-up and feed me!)

Jason: Dude go back to sleep!

IRA: Me meo’w! (I can’t!)

Jason: Alright, fine. Oh man my head hurts!

IRA: Meow mee meeow. (Tell me about.)

Jason: Here, eat-up!

IRA: Meeeows, mee! (Thanks, man!)

[chew-chew, chomp-chomp]

Jason: I gotta get ready for work.

IRA: OW! (OK!)

[chew-chew, chomp-chomp]

Jason: I’m not drinking anymore, I’m done with it. Never again.

[chew-chew, chomp-chomp]

Jason: I always drink too much and regret it the next morning.

IRA: Urgh! Meow eow meow meow eow eo’w meo meeoowng meo eow. (Urgh! That was good food but it’s not settling too well.)

Jason: I’m on a liver recovery, no more drinking.

IRA: Ow meo! (Oh no!)

Jason: Yup, no more drinking.

IRA: Smeow! (Shit!)

Jason: I’m going to work and coming home and sleeping right afterwards.

IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH!

Jason: Dude, are you puking?

IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLH!

Jason: Fuck this!

IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH!

Jason: Dude, not on the rug. Stop moving, keep the puke in one place. This is disgusting!

IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH!

Jason: Now I’m going to puke. Did you eat plastic again? You gotta stop do that, you know it fucks you up.

IRA: Urgh, eow ow meows ow meow, meew ow meos mee meow. Me meo’w meow.

(Urgh, but it tastes so good, once it hits my lips. I can’t stop.)

Jason: That’s not right, man!

IRA: Hey now I feel better but now I’m hungry. (Mey eow mee meow meeowr eow mee M’e meeoowy.)

More to come!

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Ira on patrol

August 24th, 2007 by Jason

After the storm once we had our power back Ira had to take stock and assess the damage outside.

IRA: Eow! Mmeow-oow eow meowches ow mee meeoww!(Wow! Check-out the branches on the ground!)

Jason: Yeah, pretty bad. huh?

IRA: Ow’e meow e mee-meow ew eow meowyeow! (It’s like a war-zone in our backyard!)

Jason: What?

IRA:  Meode, ow’e meow M’e meow en ‘Eow. (Dude, it’s like I’m back in ‘Nam.)

[a sound from the garden]

IRA: Meow’s Cheeow! Meowch me’ll meo eow! (That’s Charlie! Watch he’ll get you!)

Jason: Dude, it’s a just squirrel.

IRA: Me meoow meow smeow meow eow Ch- (I could have swore that was Ch-)

Jason: Shut-up Ira, that’s a fucking squirrel. And plus you were never in Vietnam! You’re a cat and-

IRA: Meow eow meowng eo owy? Meos meo’w meoow owrs ow meoow meeow?! Meow’w meeo (What are you trying to say? Cats can’t fight wars or battle crime?! That’s bullshit!)

Jason: No I didn’t say that-

IRA: Me’o mee eow, Meeeman Meeeoowd meowcast meeow! Meow mee oows meow eow meow-owss meeoows eow ow meeeoww. (It’s the old, German Shepherd typecast again! Only the dogs help you dumb-ass humans out of trouble.)

Jason: IRA! I didn’t say that, I said that you were never in Vietnam because one you’re a cat and two you’re 3 years old.

IRA: Meowwver meode! Me meows meo’w meo meeoow eo meow meor smeow meeow mee meooows eow meeows meowng eo meow meew meoow ow. Me’ow meoking meeoves, mee.

(Whatever dude! Us cats don’t get involved in that war shit cause you humans are always trying to blow each other up. We’re fucking passives, man.)

Jason: So why are you talking about cats fighting wars?

IRA: M’e meow meoing me meeow meeow ‘ow eo ow meowed ow meo me’ow meeoow meow meww. Me meeow meo ow. (I’m just saying, we could fight ‘em if we wanted to but we’re smarter than that. We choose not to.)

More to come!

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Power-up w/ Ira

August 23rd, 2007 by Georgia

Ira loves the simple things in life: naps, cat-nip, television, food, records, plastic, A/C. When he has to go without any of these things he gets pretty crazy.

IRA: Meee meocking meows! (This fucking sucks!)

Jason: Urgh.. What?

IRA: Mee! ow meows mee meeeow meowr. (Man! it sucks not having power.)

Jason: Go back to sleep!

IRA: Meo Me meo’w smeow… me’w eow  MEO! (But I can’t sleep… it’s too HOT!)

Georgia: Cooo-ow meo! C’o cooing ow meeow cooo eoow!(Shut-up man! I’m trying to sleep over here!)

IRA: MEO ME MEO’W! (BUT I CAN’T!)

[fan comes on, A/C kicks-in & all the lights come-on]

IRA: Meo weow, me’ow meow eo bmeeooww! (Hot darn, we’re back in business!)

Georgia: Owwch, co eows! (Ouch, my eyes!)

Jason: Yikes, that’s bright!

IRA: Meeowl Mleeow meow me meow! (Animal Planet here we come!)

Jason: You can’t watch TV, dude you need to sleep.

IRA: Mo Meo mee.. M’e meowg meooww telemeow meowwwal. Me meow me owx! (No way man.. I’m going through television withdrawal. I need my fix!)

More to come!

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Waking-up w/ Ira

August 22nd, 2007 by Ira

Sometimes Ira just won’t listen. He does what he wants and has no regrets. Here’s this morning’s conversion.

IRA: Meow meow MEOW! (Hey wake UP!)

Jason: Urgh!

IRA: Meow Meow, me’ow Meow! (Wake Up, I’m Hungry!)

Jason: What?

IRA: Mee ow Meow ess, (Get up lazy ass!)

Jason: Ira’s 3:30 in the morning.

IRA:  Meow me’ow Meow! (But I’m Hungry!)

Jason: Go back to sleep!

IRA: Meow ow, mee ooow! Meow me ooow meow mmmeee me oww meeers (Come on, get up! It’s not my fault you drank all those beers last night.)

Jason: Serious dude, go back to sleep. It’s not breakfast time yet.

IRA: Mee metch, me’s meoooow meow meooooow me ow meow, meo meow meow-ow me mee ow meooooooow meow (Hey bitch, it’s breakfast time somewhere in the world, now come-on and get up and feed me.)

Jason: Get outta here, I’m sleeping!

IRA: Meeowwwww! (Whatever!)

Jason: Urgh!

IRA: Meeeeow, me meow me meoooow meow meow meoooow me ow meoooooooe meow – meow meoooooow meoooow meow me. (Fine, I think I smell plastic downstairs anyway – that should hold me over until you get your sorry butt up and feed me.)

More to come!

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