Cat Gymnastics

Georgia and Ira are hunters at heart. They’re currently hunting the unlucky mice who happen to get into my basement. Both have unique ways of hunting!

Jason: Awe gross!

IRA: Meow? (What?)

Jason: Another dead mouse at the doorstep!

IRA: Meow, meow meow’w me! (Dude, that wasn’t me!)

Jason: It’s heart is still beating!

Georgia: Co cooo coo me meeow’w meow cooo co meooow? (Is that why he wouldn’t play with me anymore?)

Jason: Georgia he’s dying, you killed him!

Georgia: Cooo! (Oops!)

IRA: Me meeow meow meow e meeeow eow! (I would have done a better job!)

Jason: Right, I know you would have ate him, right?

IRA: Meow meo Me meo? Meow meow mee meeoow meeow meoow meeow meow mmeow! (What can I say? Mice make the perfect snack almost better than plastic!)

Jason: Until you puke ‘em all over the carpet!

Georgia: Mee, cooo’w meeow! Meo’o coo ccoo meo meeeow Ira? (Eww, that’s gross! Don’t you have any manners Ira?)

IRA: Mey! M’e m meo meo meo Me mee meooww. Meow Me meow-ow e meow- (Hey! I’m a big cat and I get hungry. Plus I grew-up on a farm-)

Jason: But you shouldn’t swallow the mouse whole.

IRA: Meo eow? (Why not?)

Jason: Because you’re not a fucking snake!

IRA: Mey, meowing eo meoows, meo mee meow meeow? (Hey, speaking of snakes, did you see that movie?)

Georgia: Ira, coo meow cooo ccoooo meows! Coo Me ccoo mee meow coooo meows co coo.

(Ira, you have some serious issues! Now I know why your breath stinks so bad.)

IRA: Meow Meeeowl L. Meeowson. (With Samuel L. Jackson.)

Georgia: C coooo meow coooo’o cooo, mee meo Ira! (A breath mint couldn’t hurt, try one Ira!)

Jason: Ira, what the hell are you talking about?

IRA: Meow meeow Meeows eo Meooos, meow eo ow meo Meow eo Meooos? (That movie Snakes on Planes, what if it was Mice on Planes?)

Jason: What?

IRA: M’e meeow-ow mmeow meow meeo meeow’w meeeoww!

(I’d chomp-up those mice like nobody’s business!)

Jason: Better hope there’s lots of barf bags!

More to come!