Georgia: Meow’s meeowt meowkin coooing moewern co meo coooo moey, coo meow moew-coo-moew!?!? (Here’s great pumpkin carving pattern of that crazy lady, you know what-her-name!?!?)
Click here to download the Palin Pumpkin Pattern
Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category
Palin Pumpkin Pattern
October 19th, 2008 by GeorgiaVote John McCan’t!
September 30th, 2008 by IraIra: Meowday es mee WEO meowes, me meooww me e meoww! Meeeoww meow mmeooow m/ meow mew meowy meow-megn. (Thursday is the VIP debates, it should be a blast! Support your candidate w/ this new handy yard-sign.)
Download a PDF version of the John McCan’t yard-sign.
Chica-chica… Obameow!
September 23rd, 2008 by Ira
The first Obama VS. McCain presidential debate hopefully will be on this Friday at 9PM. Needless to say both Ira and Georgia are excited!
IRA: Meow! boom- Chica-chica… Obameow! Meow, boom- Chica-chica… Obameow! (Yeah, boom- Chica-chica… Obama! Yeah, Boom- Chica-chica… Obama!)
Georgia: Ira, coo coo meowing? (Ira, are you singing?)
IRA: Meow, boom- Chica-chica…Obameow! Meow? (Yeah, boom- Chica-chica…Obama! What?)
Georgia: Meow coo mell coo cou meowing mooew Ira? (What the hell are you singing about Ira?)
IRA: M’e meeeowwing, OBAMEOW! (I’m celebrating, OBAMA!)
Georgia: Meow coo cou meeeowwing? (What are you celebrating?)
IRA: Jason meow meo eow Obameow / Meoden meow-megn. Me’e meowy meoking meow! (Jason just got our Obama / Biden yard-sign. It’s pretty fucking dope!)
Georgia: Cooo! Mey, Meoday’s meo coooo meeeoootail meoww- Me coo’o meow me meo Barak meoowly meow Meeeoow Meeeowson’s oww! (Cool! Hey, Friday’s the first presidential debate- I can’t wait to see Barak verbally kick Grandpa Simpson’s ass!)
IRA: MEOW! Me’s meoow me meoww, meowa-meoka! (YEAH! It’s gonna be tight, mutha-fucka!)
Georgia: Meoous meow, cou meew eo meoow cooo- (Serious dude, you need to settle down-)
IRA: Meow eow meo’w meow ew- eow met meoow meooow? Eow meow e MeowWempTer? (What you can’t take it- you not street enough? You need a TelePrompTer?)
Georgia: Mem cou meow meeooow me meow meow meoking cooooooy mem? (Did you just compare me with that fucking hockey mom?)
IRA: Meot- M’e meooy, Me meow’w meow ew. (Shit- I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it.)
Georgia: Meww, Me meeod meowthing eow meo mee me eo meow coooos meoow. (Well, I found something you can get me to make things right.
Barak the VOTE!
September 5th, 2008 by GeorgiaJason: Here’s the photos from the Barak Obama rally in Battle Creek last Sunday. We stood in the hot sun for hours waiting in line and out on the ball field but it was definitly worth it.
Ira for President
June 4th, 2008 by Jason
Ira for Hillary
June 3rd, 2008 by Jason
Photoshop magic by Bonnie
[thanks to Bonnie from Three Peas for the awesome pic of Ira and Hillary]
As the epic battle between Senator Barak Obama and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton ends with the close of the Montana and South Dakota polls, Ira reflects on his fondness for both candidates.
IRA: MEOK! (FUCK!)
Jason: Wooh dude, you OK?!
IRA: Meoow eo, Me meo’w OW! (Hello no, I ain’t OK!)
Jason: What’s wrong, Ira?
IRA: M’e meooed, M’e meo, Me meow meow M’e meoow meow- (I’m pissed, I’m sad, I feel like I’m gonna puke-)
Jason: Hey, not on the carpet!
IRA: Urgh!
Jason: Serious not on the carpet, you and Georgia always throw-up your hair-balls on the carpet.
IRA: Meo ew’s meows! (Man, it’s sucks!)
Jason: What?
IRA: Mellary’s meo eo meo meow, me’o meoks! (Hillary’s out of the race, it’s sucks!)
Jason: Well, technically she’s not out, yet.
IRA: Meowwly meow, me’o meow. (Seriously dude, it’s over.)
Jason: I’m sorry Ira, it’s OK- Obama’s pretty good. He’ll do a good job, they’ve views on the issues are very similar.
IRA: Meow meow meow- Meowish, meo Me meoow meow meo Mellary MEOKING Meoton! (Fuck that dude- I’m Jewish, and I wanna vote for Hillary FUCKING Clinton!)
Jason: Wooh, settle down Ira!
IRA: Meow ow meow, meo Meos meow eow meo Meotons! (Come on dude, the Jews vote for the Clintons!)
Jason: Stop dude, that’s kinda offensive.
IRA: Meo’w me o meowy! (Don’t be a pussy!)
Jason: Hey-
IRA: Me meo’w meowing me’s meo meow meow m/ meo Meowish meow. Me’e meeow meow ew meow meowy, meowy meow eo meo meow meow, meo. (I ain’t joking he’s not that good w/ the Jewish vote. He’s gonna need to work really, really hard to get that vote, man.)
Jason: OK, maybe you’re right.
IRA: Meow Me meo’w meoow John MeCain mey- meow meow es meoking meowy! (Plus, I can’t stand that John McCain guy- that dude is fucking creepy!)
Jason: Yeah, he’s also really OLD!
IRA: Meow meo meow mes meok? Meo meow: “MEOSS!” (Have you seen his neck? One word: “GROSS!”)
More to come!
Vinyl Re-Vote
April 5th, 2008 by JasonJason: We laughed, we cried, we debated… oh and yes, we did spin some pretty awesome vinyl!
KALAMAZOO - MARCH 15: (L-R) U.S. Senator Luke (V-WA), Mighigan Gov. Jason, U.S. Rep. Rudy (V-MI), U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-IL), U.S. Senator John McCain (R-AZ), and former Russian Prime Minister Alexey (V-RU), are introduced during a presidential vinyl debate on March 15, 2008 in Kalamazoo, MI. The two hour debate was moderated by Joy, Sandy and Robin.
Debating w/ Ira
March 25th, 2008 by Ira
KALAMAZOO, MI, USA - MARCH 15, 2008 delivered a milestone in presidential campaign history, a groundbreaking debate! Between all THREE political parties: the Republican party, the Democratic party and the Vinyl party. PICTURED: (L-R) John McCain (R), Jason (V), Luke (V), Hillary Rodham Clinton (D) and Barak Obama (D).
IRA: Meow! (Whew!)
Jason: You said it Ira!
IRA: Mep, meeeoww meoow meoww! (Yup, another great debate!)
Jason: For sure, hey dude everyone really enjoyed your design work on that invite.
IRA: Meow’s meoow, meowes meow eww meow me. (That’s right, bitches were all over me.)
Jason: Right..
IRA: Meww, meow meowa meow meowwww meoing, Meoww ow eo meoww meow’ow meoows eoo meow me, M’e CAT! (Well, that kinda goes without saying. Invite or no invite they’re always all over me, I’m the CAT!)
Caucus w/ Ira
January 2nd, 2008 by Ira
Ira LOVES Ali!
It’s Tuesday, January 3, 2008. A big night in Iowa, a big night at Ira’s house – Iowa caucus night. He’s been blogging, texting and watching CNN all night.
[blah, blah-blah]
Jason: Ira! Dude, turn off that TV! That’s getting really annoying-
IRA: MO! Me meo’w (NO! I can’t)
[type, type-type]
Jason: Are you still blogging?
IRA: M’e meeowing meo meoow meows. Meow meow eo meooing meoow meowy meoking meoow! (I’m checking the caucus stats. This race is getting pretty fucking insane!)
[blah, blah-blah]
Jason: Serious, pleeeeease- turn off the TV!
IRA: Meo’w meo, M’e meowed- (Can’t man, I’m hooked-)
Jason: Fuck Ira, you’re crazy!
IRA: Meow, Meow Blitzer es meowing meoking meo. Mew, me’o Meowson Cooper! Meo mo meeeowww meow, me’o meowing Prada! (Dude, Wolf Blitzer is looking fucking old. Hey, it’s Anderson Cooper! And no surprise here, he’s wearing Prada!)
Jason: Is Lou Dobbs on?
IRA: Me meo meowier, Me meow meow meoking meohole. Me meows eo meow mewwing eo meo meoows eow meow meo meoking meos! (He was earlier, I hate that fucking asshole. He needs to stop telling us his options and read the fucking news!)
Jason: Yeah, he does suck. Who are you rooting for? Romney or Huckabee?
IRA: MEOK meo Republicans! (FUCK the Republicans!)
Jason: Dude, settle down! Then who are you supporting?
IRA: Me meow Meowry meo meows eo meow meeows eow meowp meowing meow meowy meow. Barew’s eo meow meow meows eo meowwing meo meeow mee. Meo M’e meeowing Edmeow’s meo eow eo meoww me’o meow meoowwy meoing eo Iowa meeow 2004. (I like Hillary her ideas on tuna imports and catnip farming look pretty good. Barak’s got some good ideas on changing the system too. But I’m thinking Edward’s may win it since he’s been basically living in Iowa since 2004.)
Jason: Let’s go to sleep. You can get the results tomorrow morning. Plus you know who will be on CNN in the morning.
IRA: Meow, meow’w meeow! ALI FUCKING VELSHI!(Yeah, that’s right! ALI FUCKING VELSHI!)
[type, type-type]
Jason: Why are so obsessed w/ him? It’s kinda of creepy!
IRA: Me’o e meowwy meower, meo meowy meo- meow me’o meo meow meoow meo meow! (He’s a snappy dresser, the money man- plus he’s got that giant oil drum!)
Jason: Seriously?! You’re crazy…
More to come!