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Ira is BACK!

April 8th, 2008 by Ira

IRA: Meow meog me meeeeeoww, M’ee meow meoow meow meowy. Meeoow’ meow me meoows, mewwing eo meo eow, meowing meow meoooeew meot!. Mo eww meo meo’z meow eo meow-oee me meot ow Me meo meeoww eow meow meos, meowless eo meo M’e MEOW!

M'E MEOK MEOWWES! (I'M BACK BITCHES!)
M’E MEOK MEOWWES! (I’M BACK BITCHES!)

(This blog needs no introduction, I’ve been super busy lately. Chillin’ with my kittens, rolling in the nip, doing some important shit! So all you foo’z need to back-off my shit or I may scratch our your eyes, needless to say I’m BACK!)

Ira on Leopard

October 28th, 2007 by Ira

Mac OS 10.5 is finally out! That’s right Leopard is here and has defeated Tiger, well kind of. Here’s Ira’s thoughts…

Jason: What are you doing Ira?

IRA: Meowing ow mee MeoBook. (‘Working on the MacBook.)

Jason: What are you working on?

IRA: Leeoooow meeeow. (Leopard install.)

Jason: Wow, I heard that takes sometime to install.

IRA Meo, meeeooww me mee eo ee meeeoow meoww meow e meoow meeow. (Yup, especially if you do an upgrade rather than a clean install.)

Jason: So what’s new w/ Leopard?

IRA: Meeow’w e meow meow eo mee meoow. Meeows, Meow Meeeoww, Meoow meeoww, Meow meeoww, etc. etc. (There’s a shit load of new stuff. Spaces, Time Machine, Safari update, Mail update, etc. etc.)

Jason: Wow cool.

IRA: Mee Me meeow M’e mmeow meeoww meo Seeeow Mew’s meos! (But I think I’m gonna scratch out Steve Job’s eyes!)

Jason: What? Why?

IRA: ‘Meeow eo meeow meoow’w meowing meow! (‘Cause of course there’s fucking bugs!)

Jason: What’s wrong with Leopard?

IRA: Meow meeow eo ow, mee meownet meowwing meo mee meowed-ew. Me mee’w meo eo meowspace, Me meow meeows meow Me meoo eo meow meow. (Well first of all, the internet setting are way screwed-up. I can’t get to myspace, I got some kittens that I need to chat with.)

Jason: Really?!

IRA: Meo’w me meowing Georgia! (Don’t be telling Georgia!)

Jason: What?

IRA: Meo’w me e meowing meoc! (Don’t be a fucking narc!)

Jason: What else is wrong with Leopard?

IRA: Meo, meower meot -eo meo. Meoow meowes mee meowes. Meeow meo e meo meower. (Well, smaller shit – so far. Expose crashes and freezes. Things are a bit slower.)

Jason: That’s not good. I know how much you like to use Expose with OS X.

IRA: Meo meow, Me meow-tasked meow meower-moeker meow Meoow eo Meger. (For sure, I multi-tasked like mother-fucker with Expose on Tiger.)

More to come!