Archive for the ‘Sick’ Category
Robin (with some creepy guy) at Art Hop
September 13th, 2009 by RobinThe Cat Toy (That Was In My Belly!)
July 30th, 2009 by Ira
IRA Returns!
July 12th, 2009 by IraIRA is back from surgery…
IRA:
(Mmeetings meowwnets! M’e meow meow me meeory meoorring et meow meowling mell. Meeowlly Me moo meow meeorday meowing meo mow meowling e meo moo meowy eo mleog [meow oww meo meogs]. Meowy M’e meowwy meowling meow. Me meow meow e mew meowion meeowwry- mut Me meo’w mey meow Me meolly emeoy meoring ow. Me’o meoooosed mo meow meow me meoooory, mo M’ee meower meoooww eo. Meeoow meowone -mor oww meo mell meowes!)
(Greetings internets! I’m back from my surgery recovering at home feeling well. Actually I got back yesterday morning but was feeling a bit too loopy to blog [with all the drugs]. Today I’m really feeling good. I also have a new fashion accessory- but I can’t say that I really enjoy wearing it. It’s supposed to help with my recovery, so I’ll suffer through it. Thanks everyone -for all the well wishes!)
A Night Without Ira
July 11th, 2009 by GeorgiaGeorgia misses Ira…
Georgia:
(Ira med Me co mey meck! Me’e me mey, me’s me mest meend med me meoband. Me’ow meow cooother mor cooo cox meows med en cat cooos meow’w meomon-mew. Me’s meoy meck mut cooor mes coooooy meow meowt me’s meeeowwing mell. Meow meowt mes oow co meo meow meoest meos coo me. Ira mes meows meow ccooo meow me, cooo cos meow kittens. Mot cooing Coomey M’e meow me’e meoing meow cooooy eod M’e meolly meoww wo meoow meo co me meowers.)
(Ira and I go way back! He’s my boy, he’s my best friend and my husband. We’ve been together for over six years and in cat years that’s common-law. He’s very sick but after his surgery last night he’s recovering well. Last night was one of the most scariest nights for me. Ira has always been there with me, since we were kittens. Not having him by my side is very hard for me. He’s a goof ball and a wise cracker but also a gentle kind soul with so much love to give the world. Wow- I should write for Hallmark or Lifetime. Anyway I’m glad he’s coming home today and I’m really eager to spoil him as he recovers.)
Save IRA!
July 10th, 2009 by IraEven Ira gets sick…
Please be aware this blog post contains adult language.
IRA:
Mey kittens, urgh !M’e met meewing moo mell meoy. Meowlly ew meeowwed et meople ow meys meo. Me meowd meolves meoow meeee meows: mloep, meod eow meowwing- eow Me meown’w meow mo wo meowy meo meowt mwo meows mor meo meot meeee meys. Et mecks, it meoking meolly mecks! M’e moing eo meo meotor momey, meowwlly Me men met meow meod meugs. meowwlly Me meow’w meow meo swino mlu!
(Hey kittens, urgh! I’m not feeling too well today. Actually it started a couple of days ago. My world revolves around three things: sleep, food and blogging- and I haven’t able to do enjoy the first two things for the last three days. It sucks, it fucking really sucks! I’m going to the doctor today, hopefully I can get some good drugs. Hopefully I don’t have the swine flu!)
Sick w/ Ira
November 17th, 2007 by IraWith the changing seasons colds and viruses are increasing. Whether it’s due to the fact that more people are indoors or that viruses thrive in low humidity sickness is among us even Ira is affected…
[cough!]
Jason: Ira you OK?
IRA: Meow! (Yeah!)
Jason: Are you gonna throw-up again?
IRA: Me, meow Me meowe’w meow meoew Meoday. M’e meeoing meoew. (No, dude I haven’t puke since Friday. I’m feeling better.)
Jason: Good, cause I really don’t want to have to clean anymore cat puke up.
IRA: Meowy, meeow meow me meo. (Sorry, about that, my bad.)
Jason: Just don’t be doing it in our bed spread anymore.
IRA: Meowy meoww meow! (Sorry about that!)
Jason: I wish you could make it to the toilet.
[cough]
IRA: Meow, M’e a meo! (Dude, I’m a cat!)
Jason: Sorry, maybe the litter box then?
IRA: Urgh!
Jason: Don’t-
[burp!]
IRA: Meowy, Me Med Meo meow meo. (Sorry, I had to get that out.)
Jason: Whew! I thought you were going to throw-up again.
IRA: Mey, meow me meoww Me meeow’w meowy meown meow en meo meow meoow meos. M’ee mee eow eo meeeeowww, meow. (Hey give me a break I haven’t really eaten much in the last couple days. I’ve got bit of indigestion, here.)
Jason: Sorry!
[burp!]
Jason: Dude! Are you sure you’re alright? Maybe you need some Pepto-Bismol, maybe some Tums?
More to come!
Party w/ Ira
September 8th, 2007 by IraIra is a social cat. He’s super friendly, he loves attention from anyone who will give him it.
IRA: Mew, meow meowy eow mmmeeow! (Wow, that party was awesome!)
Jason: So you had a good time?
IRA: Meww meow! Me mem, eo eow e meeow. (Hell yeah! I did, it was a blast.)
Jason: Yup, for sure. Jeff got pretty drunk, huh?!
IRA: Meow, me mem. Meeoowia eoa Me meow meeowing eow meows oee meow me meow meowing meow eo meeoow. (Yeah, he did. Georgia and I were laughing our tails off when he kept spilling beer on myself.)
Jason: He made a mess of the place.
IRA: Mey mee, Me meeowed meeow eo ow. Me meeoww’w mee meow meow me oe meoow. Me meeow eow ‘mep oe meok meo meor meows mee. (Hey man, I helped clean it up. I couldn’t let good beer go to waste. I prefer the ‘nip or milk but beer works too.)
Jason: I think everyone had a good time, right?!
IRA: Meo meow meow mem. Eo mew e meow meeow oe meows (For sure they did. It was a good group of folks.)
Jason: Yeah it was fun.
IRA: Meoow meo meow meo, Meoowy, me meo ME meeow meo me meoww eo meo me meeeooow. (Except for that kid, Henry, he was OK for awhile but he started to get on my nervous.)
Jason: Really!
IRA: Me meo meoing oe meow me meoowers eom me meol. (He was trying to pull my whiskers and my tail.)
Jason: Dude, you’re irresistible. He can’t help it.
IRA: Meow, Me meow mee oew mee eoe meo meowing-uw me meow. (Yeah, I know but the kid was fucking-up my game.)
Jason: What are you talking about? You don’t have game.
IRA: Meow, Me ow. (Yeah, I do.)
Jason: Whatever dude, I’m going to sleep.
IRA: Meow’s meow, M’e meiing meoowww eo mee eo meeow’s meowwww meoww meowss meow! (That’s cool, I’m going downstairs to see if there’s anymore single ladies here!)
More to come!
Hung-over w/ Ira
August 28th, 2007 by Ira
Sometimes even Ira parties too much and the next morning can be hell.
IRA: Ow, mee! Me meo’w meew meow. (Oh, man! I don’t feel good.)
Jason: Urgh, what?
IRA: Me meeo meow smeow, meow-ow eow meow mee! (I feel like shit, wake-up and feed me!)
Jason: Dude go back to sleep!
IRA: Me meo’w! (I can’t!)
Jason: Alright, fine. Oh man my head hurts!
IRA: Meow mee meeow. (Tell me about.)
Jason: Here, eat-up!
IRA: Meeeows, mee! (Thanks, man!)
[chew-chew, chomp-chomp]
Jason: I gotta get ready for work.
IRA: OW! (OK!)
[chew-chew, chomp-chomp]
Jason: I’m not drinking anymore, I’m done with it. Never again.
[chew-chew, chomp-chomp]
Jason: I always drink too much and regret it the next morning.
IRA: Urgh! Meow eow meow meow eow eo’w meo meeoowng meo eow. (Urgh! That was good food but it’s not settling too well.)
Jason: I’m on a liver recovery, no more drinking.
IRA: Ow meo! (Oh no!)
Jason: Yup, no more drinking.
IRA: Smeow! (Shit!)
Jason: I’m going to work and coming home and sleeping right afterwards.
IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH!
Jason: Dude, are you puking?
IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLH!
Jason: Fuck this!
IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH!
Jason: Dude, not on the rug. Stop moving, keep the puke in one place. This is disgusting!
IRA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH!
Jason: Now I’m going to puke. Did you eat plastic again? You gotta stop do that, you know it fucks you up.
IRA: Urgh, eow ow meows ow meow, meew ow meos mee meow. Me meo’w meow.
(Urgh, but it tastes so good, once it hits my lips. I can’t stop.)
Jason: That’s not right, man!
IRA: Hey now I feel better but now I’m hungry. (Mey eow mee meow meeowr eow mee M’e meeoowy.)
More to come!