Ira loves the Holiday season. He’s Jewish, of course, and cat – so this time of year can get pretty interesting…
[Hmmm-hmmm, hmmm! Hmmm-hmmm, hmmm!]
Jason: Ira are you singing Christmas carols?
IRA: MO! (NO!)
Jason: Sounds like it to me-
IRA: Meow, meow’ow Meowday meows meo Meeeowas meows! (Dude, they’re Holiday songs not Christmas carols!)
Jason: Man, it sounds like “Jingle Bells”
IRA: Meow, eo ew! (Yeah, it is!)
Jason: That’s a Christmas carol!
IRA: Mo eo’w Me meo’w meow Meeeowas meows! (No it’s not! I don’t sing Christmas carols!)
Jason: Umm, I believe it is-
IRA: Mo eo’w M’e meowing Meowsh! Mews meo’w meow Meeeowas meows meow meow Meowday meows. (No it’s not! I’m fucking Jewish! Jews don’t sing Christmas carols they sing Holiday songs.)
Jason: They do?
IRA: Meo. (Yup.)
Jason: Wait, you’re a cat-
IRA: Meow’w meow meowing meeooww? Meo’w e meo me Meowish? (What’s your fucking problem? Can’t a cat be Jewish?)
Jason: Shit, dude settle down!
IRA: Me’e e meow Meowday meow, meow meow meowct!(It’s a fucking Holiday song, have some respect!)
More to come!